• IF YOU COME INTO THE
STORE WITHOUT A
MASK WE WILL HAVE
TO TAKE YOUR
TEMPERATURE!
P.S. WE ONLY HAVE RECTAL
THERMOMETERS! =
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    • Rectal thermometers you say?
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    • Well now I’m definitely not wearing one
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    • If masks are to protect people from you, why do people still get shit on for not wearing a mask after testing negative? Right because it's an agenda
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