I'M COVERED IN JESUS'S BLOOD CUM, I
DONT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT NO
CORONAVIRUS a - I'M COVERED IN JESUS'S BLOOD & CUM, I DONT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT NO CORONAVIRUS 😤
HalcyonJax HalcyonJax
5 apr 2020
I'M COVERED IN JESUS'S BLOOD CUM, I DONT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT NO CORONAVIRUS a - I'M COVERED IN JESUS'S BLOOD & CUM, I DONT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT NO CORONAVIRUS 😤
When i ask my crush if she
Is free and her ugly friend says no.
ME:
Does this chattering animal speak you"
the_crying_Mexican the_crying_Mexican
5 jan 2021
When i ask my crush if she Is free and her ugly friend says no. ME: Does this chattering animal speak you"
Anything: *Happens*
Gordon Ramsay:
faxdax faxdax
13 may
Anything: *Happens* Gordon Ramsay:
ER GIVE UP,
KEEP _WORKING HARD AND KEEP YOU BELIEVING IN REAMS
XxFluff XxFluff
20 mar
ER GIVE UP, KEEP _WORKING HARD AND KEEP YOU BELIEVING IN REAMS
OBVIOUSLY
you're not a golfer
made while high
OBVIOUSLY you're not a golfer made while high
Dress code: Formal
Girl: *Wears fancy dress*
Guys:
PARENT SHANE,
Gilberto Gilberto
19 mar
Dress code: Formal Girl: *Wears fancy dress* Guys: PARENT SHANE,
HEY BUD SAW U SCRATCH YOUR BUTT AN SMELL IT
THINK I GOULD GET SNIFF
melloxhello melloxhello
25 sep 2020
HEY BUD SAW U SCRATCH YOUR BUTT AN SMELL IT THINK I GOULD GET SNIFF
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
CrimsonSix CrimsonSix
25 sep 2020
Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys.
when your mom on the phone telling all your business to everyone...
MrYulk
19 oct 2020
when your mom on the phone telling all your business to everyone...
cthetexasking cthetexasking
26 sep 2020
Our dog's "outside" button
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago.
My kid:
I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
TiaCalenture TiaCalenture
27 oct 2020
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago. My kid: I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
Trying to drive through an area noted for being our greatest strength.
AntiNoonMeatball AntiNoonMeatball
1 may
Trying to drive through an area noted for being our greatest strength.
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
ChrisX99 ChrisX99
18 dec 2020
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
How I sleep knowing that I'll be spending Valentine's Day alone but at least I got this weighted blanket
AFloridian AFloridian
11 feb
How I sleep knowing that I'll be spending Valentine's Day alone but at least I got this weighted blanket
Inshallah, when it is my time to walk off into the hills I will become a nomad with no company but a dog - Inshallah, when it is my time to walk off into the hills I will become a nomad with no company but a dog
WorldAtWar WorldAtWar
24 sep 2020
Inshallah, when it is my time to walk off into the hills I will become a nomad with no company but a dog - Inshallah, when it is my time to walk off into the hills I will become a nomad with no company but a dog
WTF fun fact #4002
A South Carolina high school student was arrested and suspended, and had his locker searched because of a creative writing assignment where he mentioned buying
gun to shool his pst
com
WhiteCrewmate_ WhiteCrewmate_
30 dec 2020
WTF fun fact #4002 A South Carolina high school student was arrested and suspended, and had his locker searched because of a creative writing assignment where he mentioned buying gun to shool his pst com
Ho,
Have seenthe
DRAGOHS mi the kifeien:
xDoomSlayerx xDoomSlayerx
24 apr
Ho, Have seenthe DRAGOHS mi the kifeien:
You aren't
allowed to eat
the cat food
is
that written?
In the name
CAT food
rabinator rabinator
25 sep 2020
You aren't allowed to eat the cat food is that written? In the name CAT food
Mark Imhof, also known as "The Dog
Guy," is a dog groomer who gives free haircuts to shelter dogs in order to increase their chances at being adopted.
He's donated his time and services to nearly 1,000 dogs in the last three years.
The results are fantastic, like this very stunned pup.
DonQuixoteOfLaMancha DonQuixoteOfLaMancha
25 sep 2020
Mark Imhof, also known as "The Dog Guy," is a dog groomer who gives free haircuts to shelter dogs in order to increase their chances at being adopted. He's donated his time and services to nearly 1,000 dogs in the last three years. The results are fantastic, like this very stunned pup.
Woke up at Sam to watch the sunrise with
by ag
my cat in celebration of 1 year since my last overdose
15429 311
funnytime funnytime
1 may
Woke up at Sam to watch the sunrise with by ag my cat in celebration of 1 year since my last overdose 15429 311
ANAKIN'S GHOST WHEN HE LEARNS 6-3P0 KNOWS SITH LANGUAGE
Bounds.
MemesPage MemesPage
12 jan 2021
ANAKIN'S GHOST WHEN HE LEARNS 6-3P0 KNOWS SITH LANGUAGE Bounds.