I asked her not to go in the pond. She decided to show me her best alligator impression. - I asked her not to go in the pond. She decided to show me her best alligator impression.
StephZoo StephZoo
21 sep 2020
I asked her not to go in the pond. She decided to show me her best alligator impression. - I asked her not to go in the pond. She decided to show me her best alligator impression.
BABY IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE ANTENNA
ITS HOW FAR You
CAN SHOOT YOUR COMM
pl4y80y pl4y80y
14 apr
BABY IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE ANTENNA ITS HOW FAR You CAN SHOOT YOUR COMM
Girls say that Post Malone is hot. I'm starting to realize that I'm not ugly. I'm just broke
Hotwire Hotwire
16 dec 2020
Girls say that Post Malone is hot. I'm starting to realize that I'm not ugly. I'm just broke
USA
\ "You're telling me
this man is big dog, big bear, AND a lion?
That is physically impossible."
BEN SHAPIRO
LivingOffTheLand LivingOffTheLand
20 nov 2020
USA \ "You're telling me this man is big dog, big bear, AND a lion? That is physically impossible." BEN SHAPIRO
Just seen pringles being sold in a
instead of a tube and I feel si
No. No, (hats not true. 's im
Wailord1 Wailord1
20 nov 2020
Just seen pringles being sold in a instead of a tube and I feel si No. No, (hats not true. 's im
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement.
"In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
ladefuckingda ladefuckingda
24 sep 2020
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement. "In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
TMZ @ @TMZ-
Lindsey Vonn's Dogs Attacked By
Porcupine, 'Incredibly Thankful They're Ok'
Lindsey Vonn's Dogs Attacked By
Porcupine, 'Incredibly Thankful They'r...
66 106
Caitlyn Is Staying Home
@CaitInn
Replying to @TMZ
Bullshit. Her dogs attacked a porcupine, which defended itself.
Porcupines don't attack. Here's hoping the dogs feel better soon, but please don't spread misinformation.
TMZ @ @TMZ- Lindsey Vonn's Dogs Attacked By Porcupine, 'Incredibly Thankful They're Ok' Lindsey Vonn's Dogs Attacked By Porcupine, 'Incredibly Thankful They'r... 66 106 Caitlyn Is Staying Home @CaitInn Replying to @TMZ Bullshit. Her dogs attacked a porcupine, which defended itself. Porcupines don't attack. Here's hoping the dogs feel better soon, but please don't spread misinformation.
TikToks TikToks
23 sep 2020
Cat wakes up in the sky and surprises pilot
Taco Tuesday
The Weeknd
Monday
The
Open_Road Open_Road
25 jan 2021
Taco Tuesday The Weeknd Monday The
Atheists when you send them thoughts and prayers instead of hypothesis and research
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
13 apr
Atheists when you send them thoughts and prayers instead of hypothesis and research
Any lastwords?
Hew's your sister?
TheSadWhiteCrayon
25 sep 2020
Any lastwords? Hew's your sister?
Mr. President
John F. Kennedy:
Dastan Dastan
5 oct 2020
Mr. President John F. Kennedy:
Goats are like mushrooms
If you sI ot a duck,
I'm scared of toasters. - Yes
h8thejews h8thejews
17 mar
Goats are like mushrooms If you sI ot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. - Yes
When someone says: OMG, girl.
You look just like your dad!
BoyGenius BoyGenius
29 oct 2020
When someone says: OMG, girl. You look just like your dad!
Have to admire the craftsmanship of that fence
awful_oilyrHumor awful_oilyrHumor
13 mar
Have to admire the craftsmanship of that fence
In King Hussein's memoir, he said when he was
visiting New York he was astonished and liked
New York City and found it amusing when the
people of NYC didn't know how to greet a king so they just said to him "Hiya King!"
Caliphate Caliphate
12d
In King Hussein's memoir, he said when he was visiting New York he was astonished and liked New York City and found it amusing when the people of NYC didn't know how to greet a king so they just said to him "Hiya King!"
When your Dad helps you
dress up for Halloween:)
BasicMemes BasicMemes
29 oct 2020
When your Dad helps you dress up for Halloween:)
How
anti-maskers
look like:
How they actually look li ke The elites don't want you to know this}
but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home.
CykaGamburger
20 sep 2020
How anti-maskers look like: How they actually look li ke The elites don't want you to know this} but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home.
Bobby...there's it one for me- someone special I IIwill you, Rusty?
Mikk Mikk
25 sep 2020
Bobby...there's it one for me- someone special I IIwill you, Rusty?
"COMPLAINING ABOUT A PROBLEM WITHOUT POSING A SOLUTION IS CALLED WHINING."
TEDDY ROOSEVELT
ThePatnoonicTemplar ThePatnoonicTemplar
5 oct 2020
"COMPLAINING ABOUT A PROBLEM WITHOUT POSING A SOLUTION IS CALLED WHINING." TEDDY ROOSEVELT