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'm right and I should say it
fairyofsomething
Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?
astudyingreer
"Hey"
"Hey"
"greetings, whore"
"[fortnite dances]"
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    • *stands in older siblings doorway* "what do you want?" *walks away without saying a word*
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    • "hey" "shut the fuck up" "alright"
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    • Animalistic grunts and sound effects also work
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    • "Hey Bitch" "*Vine Reference*"
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    • “hey” “what do you want”
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    • "Hey dude, just wanted to let you know you're a bitch" "Fuck off"
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    • “Hey, idiot. Food’s ready downstairs.”
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    • we use our nicknames or just straight up first names or the example given "hey" "hey"
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    • Me to my sister: "sup dude" . My sister: "I'm not a dude". Me: "sorry, slut"
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    • my brother and I are both on the autism spectrum and so we usually just beep at each other and it used to annoy the fuck outta my parents but now sometimes they do it in response
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    • "Hot dogs" "Stop"
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    • “Yo” “Fuck off” “aight”
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    • my 5 year old sister: “Hey dumb brain” me a 20 year old man: “sup poopy head”
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    • “The fuck you looking at?” “Fuck you fatass. Wanna game?”
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    • Ifunny has censored the words me and my siblings use to greet each other
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    • WHATS UP FUCKERS? 'WHY DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE?' FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!
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    • “AHHHHHH” “what do you want” “fuck you” “fuck you too”
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    • “bitch”
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    • “hey jackass, mom wants you!”
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    • "Bruda!" "Saw, dewd?"
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    • Once I was in the shower nd my younger brother opened the door. I poked my head from out of the shower curtain nd see him poke his lips nd chin through the door only to say "giggity". Then he closed the door nd i finished my shower.
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    • “Hey whore I’m here for the Dr Pepper” “I’ll end your bloodline 3 generations early” “will that stop me from Dr Pepper?”
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    • I just say fuck off and he says fair enough dumbass
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    • We would just say hey fucker want to come over and eat fatass
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    • LIAM!! Get off your iPad and lose to me in smash Bros!
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    • “hey” “what” “you a bitch”
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    • “What are you doing step bro”
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    • My little brother started yelling “OOIIIII BROSUKEEE”
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    • "Sup BITCH" "oh.. Hey"
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    • "sup bitch" "fuck you"
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    • "Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft"
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    • We just look at each other and say what do you want
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    • "Sup tittyfucker" "eat my ass"
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    • “Cunt” “bitchass”
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    • *walks into room*
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    • “hey ho” “shut up slut”
      GR8B8M8s 9 aug
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    • my brother comes into my room, calls me a nerd, then leaves. sometimes he just stares at me for a few seconds without saying anything. he's 20 years old
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    • Call her a flat-ass or hideous hag
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    • “hey, fuck you” “hey, go to hell”
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    • Just poke my sister until she reacts
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    • "What the fuck is up you spineless cretin, you sad shell of a kid, a boy who's dreams will be crushed by time and a society which is there just to destroy individuality, so do we have any more orange juice?"
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    • Me: Sup fuck nuggets. Their response. Nothing cock munch
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    • "What the fuck are you doing" "eating a sandwich?" "My God damn fucking sandwhich!" *loads nerf gun with malicious intent*
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    • “Yo loser”
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    • Last one is a band kid
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    • T-posing at each other until the other one speaks
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    • “BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE”
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    • They really don't. Not a whole lot at least
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    • "Sup fuckers", " Why do you have my phone", "fuck you that's why"
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    • My brother called me a stupid slut last night and then bought me ice-cream. Siblings are the best. (For the record, I’m not a slut, just a fatty.)
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    • Hey step bro
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    • [stares] "why are you staring at me?" "because you're so ugly"
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    • Generally, it's just *velociraptor screech*
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    • Me:”Sup Jules” Julie:”Fuck off”
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    • “Ew” “shut the fuck up”
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    • “step bro i’m stuck”
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    • "What's up fuckers?" "Why do you have my phone?" "Fuck you that's why"
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    • "sup" *nods head* "wanna play Mario kart?" *nods head*
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    • "EEESSSKKEEEETTTTIIITTT" "What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?"
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    • hey bro "fuck off" your mom's a bitch "i know"
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    • Cant say shit cause my brother a sensitive little bitch
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    • I give my brother the middle finger on sight every time
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    • What’s up fuckers
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    • "Big brother, I want you to give me your big juicy thick dick and drench me with your hot sticky cum until im gasping for air!"
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    • Once, when I was sick in bed my younger brother opened my bedroom door nd locked eyes with me for maybe 6 solid seconds until he let out an expressionless shriek. Then he closed the door like he didn't just expel his demons infront of me.
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    • Hey (name of sibling)
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    • Hi rat , and then begins a fight duhhhh
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    • Me and my sister just stare at each other unfeeling until one laughs or leaves
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    • What’s up honky is a common one for my and my siblings
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    • Me: what happenin' brats--My siblings: nothing much bitch *middle fingers*
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    • I either give them a deep "mmm" or I scoff.
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    • My sister says "bitch"and I answer by flipping her off
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    • If you’re the youngest and taller than the oldest it’s usually like “hey shorty” and then “shut up bitch”
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    • Idk bout you, but it’s become tradition to do the “awkward sibling hug” from gravity falls. Pat, Pat.
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    • Sup retard
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    • Hey brainless
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    • “Eat shit and die” “fuck you retard”
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    • *walks through the door smelling thee siblings musty scent in the air.* “Bitch.” *continues to walk.*
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    • Sup BITCH
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    • Just shouting loud enough to get their attention while being as obnoxious about it as possible
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    • My brother and I greet each other with “hey whore.”
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    • *looks at from doorway until noticed* “hey” “no”
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    • Personally I call my sister a bitch when she walks in
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    • My older brother (he is a neck beard weeb) would always says hey lil sister/lil sis. It would make my blood boil I had to shut that shit down and tell him to just say hey. It always sounded like a shitty porno starting and id rather light myself on fire.
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    • Sup niggly wiggly
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    • “Shut up” then I don’t talk to her for the rest of the week
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    • "Morning dipshit" "hello asshole" "don't you dare drink juice from the jug" *drinks the juice from the jug anyways* "YOU GROSS SACK OF SHIT"
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    • "Hey Brace" "Connor please don't hit me again"
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    • “Hey bitch”
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    • “Good morning” “Stop talking”
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    • His name or piss smuggler
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    • "Good thing we are in alabama", "God I hope mom and dad don't find out"
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    • "Hey, step bro" "wtf are you doing? Get outa my room. And put some pants on, Jesus."
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    • My brother and I regularly interrupt each other's shower singing by bursting in and screech/singing along
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    • We’ve been calling each other the ugliest, gender bent nicknames we could come up with, that it’s a competition at this point to be the first sibling that makes someone else say “ew, don’t call me that”
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    • “Sup nigga” “later nigga”
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    • “Oi dumdass” “The fuck you want?”
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    • *suplex’s brother* hey how was your day?
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    • We say our names or call each other names.
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    • Me and my sister call each other dude. “Hey dude” “love you dude”
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