• Hi everbody! I'm back with another edition of Don
Cheadle's Word of the
Week. This week's word is
Salvation
I was happy to hear this week's word is salvation. Maybe
Don finally overcame his personal demons and found peace. I walk into Don Cheadle's studio apartment and I see all the walls and furniture are covered with stark white sheets. Don Cheadle then suddenly emerges from behind one of the sheets covering the wall. He is wearing a bright white silk robe with a hood. "Greetings, brother" he says. I respond "What up DC! I'm happy you found salvation!" He looks upon me with a smile and says "Oh, my brother, I have not yet found salvation. I was waiting for you. Kyle, would you like to achieve salvation with me?" I wasn't sure what he meant, but then out of the corner of my eye, I see a large bowl filled with a red, punch-like, liquid. I finally realize his true intentions and turn around to reach for the door, only to be brutally shocked by the doorknob. I recoil and turn around to Don Cheadle holding the bowl of punch. He throws the liquid in my face, getting a little bit in
my mouth. I feel my tongue sizzle, my insides burn, my eyes water, and the inability to breathe nearly immediately.
As I am gasping and flailing, Don looks at the emty bowl and says "Oh well, looks like you'll be the only one to transcend today. Praise be-" I pass out in the middle of his speech. I open my eyes only to see a neon white eternity surrounding me. I hear a booming voice say "Kyle, it was not your time. You must use your second chance at life for one thing. Do you know what that is, my son?" I retort "But,
God, he's so powerful. I don't know if I can stop him..."
God's booming voice booms once again, even louder
"False. It is ONLY you that has the strength and the relationship with Don Cheadle necessary to stop him. You are the world's last hope" All of a sudden I'm ripped down towards the earth and land in my body. I wake up in a ditch directly outside of Don's apartment. Now I have my calling, my mission. I won't let you down, God.
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