• 'Hey buddy, wanna play fetch?"
Well can I have the ball please..?"
My dog:
'Fuck outta here dude." -
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    • I have a 120+ pound white german shephard. She knows commands, but when it comes to playing fetch with her ropey, she dont give a damn about bringing it back to you. She taunts me to come and get it.
      eddro96 18 jan
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    • My dog does not give a fuck about fetch. If you manage to get the bone and throw it, he will chase it one time, and you will not touch the bone for the rest of the day. He will jump out of a dead sleep to protect his bone
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    • What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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    • Usually i just tackle my dog. Thats part of the fun
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    • Hey guys! I asked a girl if we could hang out sometime and she said yeah maybe! That's furthur than I thought I'd get!
      PHEONIX5S 18 jan
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    • my german shepherd would rather play keep away than fetch. anyone else,
      iOnyxious 18 jan
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    • My dog:
      creepshow 18 jan
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    • This one will fetch all day then not bring it back. So I say "okay bye" and start to go inside and she'll run and bring it back. I bought a nerf gun for tennis balls. She sleeps like a baby all night because of it. Picture for emotional attachment to story
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    • Don't take! Just throw...
      ehhhhhhno 18 jan
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    • Take? No take! Only throw!
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    • I read somewhere a while back that a lot of dogs do that cus they’re tired and want to rest for a second, which is why sometimes at the start they’ll just drop it immediately but after a couple throws they’ll start holding it a bit longer
      TheRanger 19 jan
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    • MajorSamio Percy to a T
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    • Well I’d be pissed if people took my phone and threw that shit then expect me to let them do it again
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    • Throw the dog
      diun 18 jan
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    • I heard scoobys voice reading that
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    • Throw the dog
      kek_oats 18 jan
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    • Throw the dog
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    • You heard the man, throw the dog
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    • Every time I talk to my dog even if I just say a small whisper, he freaking jumps out of his bed and jumps on me if I’m on a couch if I’m standing up he puts his paws on my chest
      Fishfam5 19 jan
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    • Ur dog is just tryna help by making u chase after him and get exercise cuz he damn well knows u ain’t gonna get it otherwise
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    • Hey there. You just lost the game.
      just2phi 18 jan
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    • god there’s so much fucking porn when you’re early
      Android 18 jan
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    • Cuz they'd rather play tug of war
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    • Get multiple balls
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    • It’s about tug o’ war
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    • My dog fetches once but if you throw it again he'll look at you like "if you can throw it you can pick it up"
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    • Don’t take, only throw
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    • Dogs live for the fight not the right
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    • Would you? Would I!? Would you? Would I!? Would you? Would I!? Would you? Would I!? Would you? Would I!?
      _Ego_ 21 jan
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    • dog "naaa you took mine"
      colfreddy 20 jan
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    • Anyone else read this in scooby’s voice?
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    • Fuck outta here lmao
      CallmeEZ 20 jan
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    • me paying for something online and finding out you need a credit card for it
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    • Was at the mechanics, and this big goofy fuck came up to me with a lime. So we played fetch, but he kept doing this shit everytime i tried to get it.
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    • My dogs hate toys
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    • They want you to come take it from them
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    • I have to chase her down and play tug o war in order to throw the ball
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    • This is any dog
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    • Gfs Dog does this. We call it "No Take, Only Throw!!" In a thick Russian accent.
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    • Dog logic "No take. Only throw."
      aearly92 19 jan
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    • No take, only throw
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    • Train them lazy fucks
      DeusDraco 19 jan
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    • “Go get ur own ball stupid”
      cbarr 19 jan
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    • Mine get distracted too easy for this
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    • Who else read it in goofys voicf
      YesAnd 19 jan
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    • Thats why you need 2 balls
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    • My dog will bring you the toy back ONCE. after that he's like "no, last time I brought you my toy you fucking tossed it across the yard. "
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    • Hahahah wow that's so funny
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    • Train him.
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    • What pairs of pants did my African grandpa wear..... Nickers
      Murica247 19 jan
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    • My beagle learns that we cant play unless he comes closer. Then he just rubs it against me until he slips a tooth and rips my hand
      sarcv 19 jan
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    • I hear Mickey mouse when I ready the second line
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    • No take! Only throw
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    • Dog gets so excited to go play fetch, but then doesn't do it right
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    • This hit my soul.
      Feintk 19 jan
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    • We make dogs run to get the ball. They made us run to get the ball
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    • 110lbs GSD, LIVES for fetch. We have to hide his ball between playing because he will run himself into dangerous exhaustion. Also, one of the FIRST commands was to release what's in his mouth. He'll drop food if commanded. Thats an important thing to teach. Prevents bites and unwanted aggression.
      LOOZIFER 19 jan
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    • "No take only throw, you cant have it if I have it but I still want you to throw it even though I have it"
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    • I guess we ain't playing fetch then lol
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    • Bitch your dog is nice my dog full on bit me because I wanted popcorn
      tofuguy 19 jan
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    • The thing that sucks about my dog now is that we take his toy away so many times and he is trained to release it, that when I want to play tug of war with him, he just let's go of it. Like...that's not what I wanted you to do!!!
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    • Would you do it for a scooby snack?
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    • NO TAKE. ONLY THROW
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    • *1 HOUR LATER* MAN: *EATS FOOD* DOG: CAN I HAVE SOME FOOD!?😢 MAN: FUCK OUTTA HERE. DOG:😢
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    • Would you? Would I! Would you? Would I! Would you? Would I!
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    • How does noone have the comic of this?
      egzyle 18 jan
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    • My parents bribed our Saint Bernard with cheese every time he took something valuable. He caught on. Just caught him dragging a whole ass vacuum cleaner outside
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    • “Oh boy would I” was said in mickeys voice in my head
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    • If you told my dog to go get a toy she would go to her toy box and ripple threw them till she found the one she wanted.
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    • Before I got my new dog I did not understand my dog makes me understand this now
      bobasuar 18 jan
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    • My dog will fetch the thing you throw and sit right next to you after but you’re not getting it back.
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    • My dog loves to play fetch with sticks, but the tug of war has to be apart of it
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    • My 8 month old puppy!
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    • I JUST FINALLY FINISHED ALL THOSE FEATURES AFTER 2 FUCKING MONTHS
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    • No take. Only throw
      ajbug 18 jan
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    • My cat plays fetch better than my dog
      ILustig 18 jan
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    • I know this is cringy but I'm heart broken because my dog past away last night
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    • I just stop playing and they learn pretty fast
      iCaden 18 jan
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    • Well you stole his last time.You never gave it back
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    • It's not that it doesn't want to give it to you. Its more of 2 games in 1, Tug of War and Fetch if he/she loses
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    • I mean, how would you feel if someone told you to get something and you got it, then they threw it again and told you to fetch.
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    • No take the ball. Only throw
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    • My dog LOVES LOVES LOVES fetch.
      PunkPhase 18 jan
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    • My dog might get put down soon :(
      _Mira_ 18 jan
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    • Get two balls smh when you throw one the dog drops the other by you
      gothtidd 18 jan
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      PorkSword 18 jan
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    • My cat used to be really good about returning the ball, but lately she either just keeps it in her mouth or puts it somewhere far away and makes me get it
      Naramon 18 jan
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    • Oh yeah, I’m making pork chops tonight, who wants?
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    • I just got a puppy today!!
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