Here's a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear - Here’s a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear
TheMadT1tan TheMadT1tan
21 sep 2020
Here's a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear - Here’s a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear
Hot Cheetos are red, Bud lights are blue, will you be my Modelo, and I'll be your foo.
PapaChode PapaChode
14 dec 2020
Hot Cheetos are red, Bud lights are blue, will you be my Modelo, and I'll be your foo.
When i ask my crush if she
Is free and her ugly friend says no.
ME:
Does this chattering animal speak you"
the_crying_Mexican the_crying_Mexican
5 jan 2021
When i ask my crush if she Is free and her ugly friend says no. ME: Does this chattering animal speak you"
I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie.
She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6. - I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6.
kh4plusBotW2 kh4plusBotW2
24 sep 2020
I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6. - I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6.
RAM THECOMPLEETEFACTS
NSTAC
Japanese researchers have successfully developed a device that will be able to literally playback your dreams in a video sequence.
LuckyLook LuckyLook
15 mar
RAM THECOMPLEETEFACTS NSTAC Japanese researchers have successfully developed a device that will be able to literally playback your dreams in a video sequence.
Min gonna kill this fucking cat I stg
MeanieKun MeanieKun
29 sep 2020
Min gonna kill this fucking cat I stg
The wise man poops on company time
The foolish man waits until his break
kittle kittle
25d
The wise man poops on company time The foolish man waits until his break
High fps and low temps will come to you if you thank gaming doggo
ff
SirCattoThe1st SirCattoThe1st
23 sep 2020
High fps and low temps will come to you if you thank gaming doggo ff
Soft Titty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Firm
Happy Titty, Sleepy Kitty,
Prrr. Prrr. Prrr
causewerefemales4 causewerefemales4
17 dec 2020
Soft Titty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Firm Happy Titty, Sleepy Kitty, Prrr. Prrr. Prrr
When you overhear somebody telling a story that you told them as if they
witnessed it firsthand
VARDS
INDIANAPOLIS
phantom_g phantom_g
24 dec 2020
When you overhear somebody telling a story that you told them as if they witnessed it firsthand VARDS INDIANAPOLIS
Every cat owner ever:
OMG SO CUUUUTEEE!
Every cat owner ever: OMG SO CUUUUTEEE!
spongebob intro: are you ready kids.
me: aye aye captain.
spongebob intro: I can't hear you.
me:
BackHurts BackHurts
24 sep 2020
spongebob intro: are you ready kids. me: aye aye captain. spongebob intro: I can't hear you. me:
Vegetables: We need to be stored in special conditions; with ideal humidity and temperature
Potatoes:
Vegetables: We need to be stored in special conditions; with ideal humidity and temperature Potatoes:
When you know yo homies trash but you keep running with
them
@Hoodville
AnonymousBOS AnonymousBOS
19 oct 2020
When you know yo homies trash but you keep running with them @Hoodville
@cockyrapnews
NBA YOUNGBOY IS HAVING HIS 27TH CHILD, REPORTEDLY THE GOAL IS 50
@cockyrapnews NBA YOUNGBOY IS HAVING HIS 27TH CHILD, REPORTEDLY THE GOAL IS 50
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
don't have such weaknesses
LordRevan LordRevan
26 sep 2020
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. don't have such weaknesses
Parents just eat it, it's not that hot.
The food
USMC30
11 jan 2020
Parents just eat it, it's not that hot. The food
When you're in church and burp and taste nut from last night
lord! That to scape ost
child tried to scape
bmed93179 bmed93179
5 nov 2020
When you're in church and burp and taste nut from last night lord! That to scape ost child tried to scape
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat
Cat: Doesn't want it
Me: Shakes bowl
Cat:
You
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat Cat: Doesn't want it Me: Shakes bowl Cat: You
ve onh had Murphy day and half but ff anything happene d to him would kilt everyone in this room and then elf.
AnomaIous AnomaIous
4 nov 2020
ve onh had Murphy day and half but ff anything happene d to him would kilt everyone in this room and then elf.