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    • This boy fucked and impregnated a dragon. Multiple times.
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    • Donkey was a Bard, change my mind.
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    • And you know what else.... You're a girl dragon!!!! Oh I mean.... of course you're a girl dragon... you're just reeking of feminine beauty! (Donkey literally thought he was flirting with a dude at first)
      mcs3 6 aug
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    • Oh boy I have a story for you. So I was playing a campaign and my character is married. That's besides the point. I had to get my party out of prison and I decided to seduce the goblin guard. I rolled a Nat 20. We got out. I lost all dignity.
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    • "you have successfully seduced the dragon, roll for damage." "What?" "It's a male dragon"
      deamorn 6 aug
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    • The entire series of shrek is just a big dnd campaign. Change my mind
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    • Still can’t believe donkey got some dragon koochie
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    • one time in D&D a magical axe was hurled at my friend who played a very broken character, he rolled to SEDUCE THE AXE in mid air, and he rolled a 20. He fucking winks at the axe, and it just.. drops.
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    • Was the movie shrek just a fucked d&d run?
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    • D o n k e h
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    • Donkey is a whole new level of Chad.
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    • Now I’m pretty sure that the Shrek movies are just a DND campaign that they made into movies
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    • How did he pound a dragon
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    • Shrek is just one crazy drunken DnD marathon with the boys that they made into a movie
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    • I play DND with a couple of friends every now and then, and the DM just made a new campaign that was a 10 floor dungeon, and so I ran to my first slime on the third floor, so I spent 15 minutes arguing if I could fuck a slime
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    • The Shrek Movies are just multiple DnD sessions with the same characters
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    • Why I'm I reading this in Eddie murphys voice with no prep just on auto
      titan215 6 aug
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    • Honest to God that's happened to me before. I didnt plan for it and I didnt know what to do after that. I had to improvise the rest of the encounter. The worst part was that my players were up against a Siren. I'm just there like how tf did you just seduce my siren
      bverd 6 aug
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    • My brother was running a D&D campaign with me and some friends and our goddamn cleric seduced the giant mystical wolf my druid summoned by accident and rolled a fukin 18
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    • “one of your guys,” just say Bard.
      Spicy_DX 6 aug
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    • Donkey really was apex bard
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    • Thing: *exists*. Bards:
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    • You guys ever see how big donkey dick is? AND he was a black donkey
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    • Mithrael 6 aug
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    • When my friend did this in our campaign we went from fighting a Arachne to trying to get him laid we need their eggs to bulid a army of them to stand a chance against the undead army at the end i had to participate in a 3 way it turns out the spider was into me and now we're dating everythings weird
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    • Lechery 6 aug
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    • He fucked that dragon too.
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    • Shrek was just a DnD story
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    • Donkey is literally a god damn bard
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    • Just because you roll a 20, it doesn't mean the dm has to let you do whatever dumb shit you want.
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    • Donkey fucked a dragon and defied biology and got her pregnant, multiple times.
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    • Donkey is the bravest motherfucker EVER
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    • These DnD features are nice
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    • HE IS LITERALLY THE BARD
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    • Read it in his voice oml
      artelis 7 aug
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    • Fucking bards
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    • When your bard tries to seduce the area boss after splitting the party and getting cornered, and succeeds, which also leads to important plot development down the road
      Destoter 7 aug
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    • You successfully seduce the dragon, now roll for damage.
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    • Deadass yesterday our orc used Intimidation to seduce 1 barmaid twice, 1 ghoul twice, got both in a threesome, then incapacitated and groped the massive tits of a centaur. I was the guy starting fires and progressing the campaign.
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    • every one hated me when I rolled to fuck the dragon princess in the campaign and got a twenty.
      smokes 6 aug
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    • I’m my game a bard spent a whole week seducing a lych, and when he was finished we asked him to roll for how good he was in bed. He got a 19.
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    • Dm: roll for damage player: what dm: it's a male dragon
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    • You mean to tell me Shrek is just a a DnD campaign?
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    • Sherk was an animated game of dnd change my mind
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    • thog don't caare
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    • Who else wondered how Donkey and the dragon fucked even when we were kids
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    • BARD could you stop seducing monsters for 5 minutes
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    • He really went full out
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    • LewdMiner 11 aug
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    • My friend was robbed and stripped naked and rolled for penis size. He got a 1.
      Lowgen 9 aug
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    • Only bards have the capability of being this awesome to do this shit
      Gibby___ 8 aug
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    • You gotta be a different kind of player to seduce and fuck a LITERAL DRAGON!!
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    • And that's how donkey smashed a dragon
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    • Bringing back some memory’s
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    • One time the paladin almost nae naed the dragon but the fucking bard somehow rolled 20, i told him the dragon wants to fuck you, totally ruined the scenery
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    • my rogue just seduced a barmaiden and she gave him a key to her room, but she fucking died before he could get there
      Deode 7 aug
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    • What happens if you seduce a dragon and it turns out to be a male one?
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    • I bet it’s the bard, was it the fucking bard?
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    • I was once cornered by hellhounds controlled by this mage boss my group was fighting. I had like 5 hp left, they went before me in the turn order. So I said fuck it and attempted to seduce her and it worked. But then I failed at having sex so I passed out for the rest of the time. Idk if that a win.
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    • Is anyone else still wondering how he managed to fuck a dragon or is it just me
      3rd1 7 aug
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    • Why is everyone getting into DnD now when it is always depicted as a nerd it geeks game? I played half a campaign and that was enough just told them it was a waste of time. They literally play 8 hours per session.
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    • Ngl dragon look like a milf
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    • Shrek is one giant dnd campaign
      misab 7 aug
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    • So you're saying a donkey can fuck a dragon but i can't get a girlfriend?
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    • no more dungeon incel features please
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    • No way Donkey isn't a Bard
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    • I'm a bard with 18 charisma with a +7 time to fuck some dragons boys
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    • Boy got sentenced to snu snu and lived. the absolute mad lad
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    • Y’all just lost The Game
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    • Where my #BardMans at
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    • Now that I’m stare at this I realize, donkey and dragon look alike, donkey is just smaller, furry, wingless, and hooved. I now understand why she was attracted to him, he’s just a tiny fuzzy dragon in her eyes😂
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    • I auditioned for shrek the musical today, hoping for farquadd
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    • Had this happen but with the god of death and I had 1 charisma +0
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    • It’s a Bard. Donkey is a fucking Bard.
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    • Don’t allow “seduce” rolls, it’s shit and not how that works
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    • Donkey is a D&D bard.
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    • Donkey is the bard of the Shrek party
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    • I’m gonna say the n word
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    • Imagine how much of a flex fucking a dragon would be
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    • I’m in a campaign and my character is incredibly stupid and a racist towards gnomes
      jthjr 6 aug
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    • Did anyone else read this in his voice
      TSNHBW 6 aug
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    • Dm: alright roll for damage..., bard: damage?!? Why?!?, dm: its a male dragon
      Blue_koi 6 aug
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    • Donkey is a bard confirmed
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    • "And you know what else?"
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    • Donkey over here teaching us how to train a dragon
      MrKise 6 aug
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    • Let’s not forget donkey fucked a dragon now idk how dragons reproduce but donkeys only have 1 child at a time so...... donkey was clappen dragon cheeks on the regular
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    • On my first time playing I rolled to seduce to get information out of someone and rolled a 19, I expected it to fail and I had no idea what to say when I rolled a high number
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    • Do y’all think man city will win the title again
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    • Roles
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    • I’ve never played dnd but I am curious about it
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    • He fucks her
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    • I did that once just for Fucs, I rolled something higher then expected and ended up with Fucn orc family. Oh god I named my kid Timmy, WTF WAS I THINKING!!!
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    • That's a bard for you
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