• Haribo Gummi Candy Gold-Bears
by Haribo
Hurts so good!, October 15, 2013
By Like chewy things
aribo Gummi Candy Gold-Bears, 5-Pound
Bag (Grocery)
1 am truly at a
loss for words on where to begin. On a whim about a month and a half
ago, I purchased my first § Ib bag of Haribo Gummi Bears. It arrived in 2 days and was
packaged quite nicely. When I opened the box and saw the size of the bag I thought
"Hmmm. That's a lot of gummi". I set it in my kitchen and forgot about them the first
When I woke up the next morning and was getting ready to leave for work, I decided 1
would open them and take a handful with me out the door. 7:30am is kind of an odd
time to enjoy gummis I know, but they were there and I figured what the heck.
That moment single-handedly changed my life. I can't decide if it was for the better or
for the worse. As soon as I popped a couple gummis into my mouth, it was like Y
transcended from my body and was looking down at myself. It was literally a
explosion and I was at ground zero!
ended up not going to work that day in order to finish off the entire bag. Did I get sick?
You bet. Three times. I found myself vomiting from the sheer amount of sweetness and
the expansion of my stomach. As soon as
finished vomiting I went back to the bag for
Since that day I have purchased an additional 77 5 Ib bags of Haribo Gummi bears. 1
find myself separating them by color so I can decide what flavor to get sick on next. 1
have managed to get back to work, albeit totally distracted. All I find myself doing is
sitting in my office, dreaming about getting home and getting sick of Haribo Gummis.
This is the closest thing to heaven I have ever experienced.
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