g, Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said
March 2014. During formation nearthe end of basic,
we were being inspected, as per norm. DS T moved up
and down the squads making sure we were squared
away. Pvt B along with a
few other private fuckups
who would not be graduating were standing in the
back, behind the formation. DS T gets to private B and
asks "Did you shave today, private?" "No Drill
Sergeant!“ All of us
struggled not to turn around and
look at him in shock. "Why the fuck not?!" “Drill
Sergeant I was told that if you shave your hair grows
back faster, so I decided not to shave so I wouldn't
have to every day" I swear DS had an aneurism out of
pure stupidity over what this private said. Everyone
else was put in the front leaning rest while DS T
dragged Pvt B and his battle up to the bay to shave his
failure of a face.
THAT'S SOME HINNY Slll'l'
BIG!" 'I'!I BE!