For every SO likes I'll run mile - For every 50 likes I’ll run 1 mile
theheman theheman
25 sep 2020
For every SO likes I'll run mile - For every 50 likes I’ll run 1 mile
5 yo Me: "Mom I don wanna get out the cat. it's raining! I'm scared!"
My Mom: "Come on sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of"
The Rain:
The_Surfing_Pikachu The_Surfing_Pikachu
24 sep 2020
5 yo Me: "Mom I don wanna get out the cat. it's raining! I'm scared!" My Mom: "Come on sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of" The Rain:
re all going to BURN! We're all going to DIE!
You don't know what you're doing! _
Darth Maul was not The Impostor.
1 Imposter Remains.
re all going to BURN! We're all going to DIE! You don't know what you're doing! _ Darth Maul was not The Impostor. 1 Imposter Remains.
"female character cuts her own hair ina dirty mirror with a hunting knife* her hair the next scene:
Trail_Blazer_ Trail_Blazer_
28 jan 2021
"female character cuts her own hair ina dirty mirror with a hunting knife* her hair the next scene:
when I'm sad my dog goes outside and tries to bring me things. today she brought me a pine cone
kusmus69 kusmus69
22 sep 2020
when I'm sad my dog goes outside and tries to bring me things. today she brought me a pine cone
When you pull up next Aussie Abrams and
Boxers but your in a LAV 3...
Oh my god, so... Yours is so big.
gatejumper gatejumper
10 nov 2020
When you pull up next Aussie Abrams and Boxers but your in a LAV 3... Oh my god, so... Yours is so big.
When your boyfriend is accusing you of cheating and you're standing there thinking he's starting to sound
just like your husband
DaddyCatfishSTL DaddyCatfishSTL
4 oct 2020
When your boyfriend is accusing you of cheating and you're standing there thinking he's starting to sound just like your husband
SantaCruz SantaCruz
25 sep 2020
girls been giving me shit for buying a 30 year old nissan
"you up?"
me thinking if I'm up or not:
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
20 jan 2021
"you up?" me thinking if I'm up or not:
When a tall bish is riding you and you can't reach her titties.
jbmack_920 jbmack_920
24 apr
When a tall bish is riding you and you can't reach her titties.
Cat's in heat again
sammie_moloch sammie_moloch
22 feb
Cat's in heat again
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock
Me:
birddawg30 birddawg30
16 jun
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock Me:
Me: "hello sir, 'm your nurse"
My dementia patient:
is
@codebluememes
Yo
FUCKING WANT ONE?
IWannaKanoonMyselfB IWannaKanoonMyselfB
16 sep 2020
Me: "hello sir, 'm your nurse" My dementia patient: is @codebluememes Yo FUCKING WANT ONE?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY
CAN YOU REALLY BLAME A YOUNG MAN WHO DID IT FOR A SCOOBY SNACK?
hhambruger hhambruger
6 apr
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY CAN YOU REALLY BLAME A YOUNG MAN WHO DID IT FOR A SCOOBY SNACK?
AwkwardCutie122 AwkwardCutie122
6 aug 2020
© Based on: cutestwhiskers
My cat likes to roar like
Teacher: You can do this in groups of 3!
The fourth homie:
I walk a lonely road
JoseJalapeno JoseJalapeno
5 nov 2020
Teacher: You can do this in groups of 3! The fourth homie: I walk a lonely road
Jesus is here to give you strength during NNN
Be strong my child.
thelastairbenderp thelastairbenderp
5 nov 2020
Jesus is here to give you strength during NNN Be strong my child.
Me: Does literally nothing
Random part of my body:
I said we hurting to
CommunistMoose CommunistMoose
12 jan 2021
Me: Does literally nothing Random part of my body: I said we hurting to
Trying to convince the DM that your paladin is still within their oath
aa oe
-eel
They're not hostages, they're collateral friendships
NerdNight NerdNight
5 oct 2020
Trying to convince the DM that your paladin is still within their oath aa oe -eel They're not hostages, they're collateral friendships
My girt whe's into it
Our Gat
PiercedMetalHead PiercedMetalHead
25 sep 2020
My girt whe's into it Our Gat
CaptainForehead CaptainForehead
25 sep 2020
FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!