Fiance and I's retired unit
German shepherd - Fiancée and I’s retired K-9 unit German shepherd
ProfessionalBoomer ProfessionalBoomer
21 sep 2020
Fiance and I's retired unit German shepherd - Fiancée and I’s retired K-9 unit German shepherd
"You're hiding Christmas guests under the ards, are you not?
General_Pigeon General_Pigeon
26 dec 2020
"You're hiding Christmas guests under the ards, are you not?
Thinking about how in 24 hours there will be inescapable civil unrest
WetMuffin WetMuffin
3 nov 2020
Thinking about how in 24 hours there will be inescapable civil unrest
from the earliest 80's we all know
that...
sad
guys are [ed,
good guys are green
from the earliest 80's we all know that... sad guys are [ed, good guys are green
WILL FIND THE CENTER IN YOU
ea
WILL CHEW IT UP AND LEAVE
PsychoBilly46 PsychoBilly46
30 oct 2020
WILL FIND THE CENTER IN YOU ea WILL CHEW IT UP AND LEAVE
Weapons of Mass
Distraction
An_Aggressive_Racnoon An_Aggressive_Racnoon
19 oct 2020
Weapons of Mass Distraction
ENTERTAINMER
Billie Eilish unfollows everyone on Instagram
Sans_Givin_You_a_Bad_Time Sans_Givin_You_a_Bad_Time
19 oct 2020
ENTERTAINMER Billie Eilish unfollows everyone on Instagram
Now that we can't shake hands or come near each other, finger guns are coming back and I'm pretty psyched about that
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
4 nov 2020
Now that we can't shake hands or come near each other, finger guns are coming back and I'm pretty psyched about that
"uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch
124,602 notes
awfulPage awfulPage
13d
"uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch 124,602 notes
Kid: *comes out of nowhere*
My car:
Wack
memeolade memeolade
24 nov 2020
Kid: *comes out of nowhere* My car: Wack
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco
Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT
Taco Bell
Don't threaten me with a good time
SturdyTree SturdyTree
8 oct 2020
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT Taco Bell Don't threaten me with a good time
This is Rico, and he suddenly loves my mom's bread machine for some reason.
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
This is Rico, and he suddenly loves my mom's bread machine for some reason.
Min gonna kill this fucking cat I stg
MeanieKun MeanieKun
29 sep 2020
Min gonna kill this fucking cat I stg
WHEN YOU SMELL COUNTRY MUSIC
WHEN YOU SMELL COUNTRY MUSIC
My big toe after putting on a ripped sock:
TrenDerX472 TrenDerX472
13 mar
My big toe after putting on a ripped sock:
She can't catch you cheating if you don't cheat
pisspot35 pisspot35
2 jun
She can't catch you cheating if you don't cheat
No one cares but here is my dog - No one cares but here is my dog
CheeeeseMan CheeeeseMan
26 sep 2020
No one cares but here is my dog - No one cares but here is my dog
Wonder if she filled my bowl today?
blind_storagefull69 blind_storagefull69
14 apr
Wonder if she filled my bowl today?