I am black tea
AR I am green tea
You....reading this you are a cute-tea
Hex_Maniac Hex_Maniac
25 sep 2020
I am black tea AR I am green tea You....reading this you are a cute-tea
AM THE GREAT WHITE WOLE TERROR OF y A
. =
i_not_funnywhyy i_not_funnywhyy
9 sep 2020
AM THE GREAT WHITE WOLE TERROR OF y A . =
stan
@catsinners
this is why she left you
@ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16
From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
stan @catsinners this is why she left you @ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16 From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
Me getting a Thank You email after I just paid a bill...
Fuck you!
Me getting a Thank You email after I just paid a bill... Fuck you!
The perfect cosplay doesn't exis..
Tostito_Memes Tostito_Memes
13 mar
The perfect cosplay doesn't exis..
Government: You need to be 21 to drink
Military when someone is 18:
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
StarWarstheory StarWarstheory
3 aug 2020
Government: You need to be 21 to drink Military when someone is 18: Hi kids! Do you like violence?
When you catch your partner sniffing another dog's butt
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
28 sep 2020
When you catch your partner sniffing another dog's butt
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
We are Disney.
Lower your shields and surrender your ships.
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service us.
Resistance is futile.
Scatty, I need warp speed now or we're all dead!
Sulu, get us out of here!
NCC1701_D NCC1701_D
27 sep 2020
We are Disney. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. Scatty, I need warp speed now or we're all dead! Sulu, get us out of here!
Friend: How did your first camping trip as a family go?
Me:
WIFE STABS HUSBAND WITH SQUIRREL
NaheemGaming NaheemGaming
2 jun
Friend: How did your first camping trip as a family go? Me: WIFE STABS HUSBAND WITH SQUIRREL
So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went? - So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went?
Leaps Leaps
27 sep 2020
So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went? - So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went?
Me: *finally dies*
Satan: "So, how was hell?"
Me:
fuckina knew it
lj129016 lj129016
28 dec 2020
Me: *finally dies* Satan: "So, how was hell?" Me: fuckina knew it
cay
" thought your country was really nice
What are your first impressions of our until you came in here with that country'so far? disrespectful t-shirt on.
Henry Cavill and Anthony Mackie don't have time for people who aren't on their team
JamesFreakingBarnes JamesFreakingBarnes
24 sep 2020
cay " thought your country was really nice What are your first impressions of our until you came in here with that country'so far? disrespectful t-shirt on. Henry Cavill and Anthony Mackie don't have time for people who aren't on their team
hate when people confuse education with intelligence.
You can have a Bachelor's degree and still be an idiot.
hate when people confuse education with intelligence. You can have a Bachelor's degree and still be an idiot.
When my parents get cancer and die infront of my eyes but I realise I finally got a
good backstory for
America's got talent
When my parents get cancer and die infront of my eyes but I realise I finally got a good backstory for America's got talent
YOU'RE A BLIZZARD. HARRY
YRRAH YRRAH
3 mar
YOU'RE A BLIZZARD. HARRY
If it pleases you kind Sir may I ask for just one more treat?
Morgan Morgan
24 sep 2020
If it pleases you kind Sir may I ask for just one more treat?
Good morning to everyone except
Grandpa Joe, who sat in bed for 20 years and let his family wallow in poverty but hopped up like a motherfucker to go to damn candy factory
dannyboi323 dannyboi323
17 dec 2020
Good morning to everyone except Grandpa Joe, who sat in bed for 20 years and let his family wallow in poverty but hopped up like a motherfucker to go to damn candy factory
'This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love
Seat,' Says Man Who Would Have Been
Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago
+ SEE MORE: LOCAL
The man who would have spilled the innards of any rival warlord that did not prostrate himself at his feet confirmed that the love seat came with
two accent pillows.
BrysonTiller BrysonTiller
31 dec 2020
'This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,' Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago + SEE MORE: LOCAL The man who would have spilled the innards of any rival warlord that did not prostrate himself at his feet confirmed that the love seat came with two accent pillows.