• "Everyone onhereis
alwaya like "I jus want a
trad goth gf and le cabin in a woods" you kno
what bro? Good for u but I'm different. I want
to literally live like a king. I'm not saying it's
achievable, but I want to have a bunch of
servants, a giant house, and the respect of a
nation. Illustrious goods and beautiful women
and the ability to do whatever the fuck I want.
Oh, u want to be one with nature bro? Well
guess what I want that too. I want to own
hundreds of acres of woods and forest where I
can go and hunt every day and not have labor
except for hunt, play sports, other things to
prove to the public my vitality and smarts.
Oh, u want to eat fresh game and wild shit all
day? Guess what me too. And I get he craziest
shit from all over brought to me my chums.
And on top of all that, I would have many
many children who will 100% want to
continue my legacy. - And on top of all that, I would have many many children who will 100% want to continue my legacy.
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    • Sounds weak minded and shallow. Seek God, not power that will never exist.
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    • No one cares loser
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    • Sectionalism minion empire
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    • Lol what a sperg
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    • I’m gonna live like General Zaroff
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    • “i’m different because i want power” ok retard
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    • Amerikan
      This existence is basically only achievable at the expense of ones countrymen/tribe. Analogous freedom can only be found in more primitive societies
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    • I feel both ways if I can’t be at the top of society I’d rather not be part of it at all
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    • Yeah but I don’t need it to be that big. Like a local aristocrat is good enough for me.
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    • Unironically I just want to grill.
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    • You would also die from assassination from political rivals, be blamed for all failures and have to deal with external politics
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    • Massivs opinion. Very good
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    • Everyone on this app is so retarded. “I want this” I don’t want anything, I just do things. I don’t have to mope all day.
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    • Sounds antisemitic goyim
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    • You've destroyed them
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    • I can be one of your nobles if I can oppress the peasantry and take care of the poachers on your forest land
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    • I’d eat fresh oysters every day, drink wine, hunt, and make progeny
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