Enter . « . Yes. you heard me, Blitzcrank. But what on . could a steam golem have to do with dating? It turns out he could potentially solve all of your problems with just a few mathematic equations and a * t m -wide network of magic machines A little over six months ago, the Great Steam Golem traveled in-between League battles to purchase commercial sites and begin the construction of a chain of magicalIy-outfitted cafés called Pairing Eligibllity Reactors of Valoran, He built one of these ln every major city. and also in minor outposts all across Valoran. Even ' l now hosts a PERV in the mlddle of the market district. What exactly were these cafés for? I recently had the chance to mterview Blitzcrank. and you'll be surprised to hear what I found out. Disclaimer: lore has been reworked and this isn't actually cannon any more. - Disclaimer: lore has been reworked and this isn't actually cannon any more.