• Endangered croc gives piggyback ride to 100 babies after mating with '7 or 8 females'
By Brandon Specktor
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    • They could count the 100 babies but not the 7 or 8 females?
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    • This bloke is challenging that tortoise that fucked his species out of near extinction
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    • "7 or 8 females" as if the croc told them
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    • That crocodile FUCKS
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    • Not endangered anymore
      Seras 6 sep
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    • So he’s also a good dad? That’s pretty bad ass
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    • COLONEL CUM CROC SAVES SPECIES
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    • "Are we there yet?"
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    • Mans is carrying his whole species on his back
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    • If I mated with 7 or 8 females I’d be endangered also.
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    • Oh we in endangered? Watch this
      _Deadz_ 6 sep
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    • *insert comment about how the gator fucks here*
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    • Thats a Gharial.
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    • So the bitches just split like that?
      tweb 6 sep
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    • This dude FUCKIN
      Toasty 6 sep
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    • A good father
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    • Creating an army
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    • Oh that gator FUCKS
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    • sounds like my dad
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    • He got that h2O dragon water skin from MW
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    • Now that's am alpha gator if I ever seen one
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    • Is that a motherfuckin Gharial??
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    • The father we deserve
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    • 7 or 8? Damn bro. The only thing endangered is crocodile pussy with this guy swimming around
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    • What a good dad
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    • And that's how you do it
      poyovo 7 sep
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    • elver_galargisima he learned from the tortuge (tortuge????)
      Hmmf 6 sep
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    • There’s about to be a lot of crocodile incest in this species
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    • I imagine it's just a mass of things making blaster noises
      mizurum 6 sep
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    • Give them a Chevrolet, movie, thee-ater
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    • Gharials are my favorite species of croc 🥰
      BigMoby 7 sep
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    • Chad
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    • That's a lot of baby crocs... He should train them to be attack children
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    • this is how guys at walmart look with their girl’s 7 kids from other relationships
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    • elver_galargisima oh no I was thinking of tortue in French, turtle xd
      Hmmf 6 sep
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    • This is a chad alpha crocodile
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    • I’m upset they called that a croc
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    • Me as the gator swims towards me w a back full of his spawn:
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    • Papa croc taking all 100 babies for ice cream, while some human men dissappear over 1 kid
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    • I was gonna try and say something funny, but this guy just said the funniest shit so I ain't even gonna try. 👇👇
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    • The only single dad In nature that takes care of his kids
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    • Crocs are the coolest fucking reptilians ever dude i swear i wish you could keep them small like a bearded dragon or something because even when they are babies they are so fucking badass but at the same time getting torn apart by a croc would be the worst shit ever
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    • That's dinner there
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    • A good father owns up to his responsibilities
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    • :)
      Dr_Durag 6 sep
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    • Paying child support
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    • Rough life
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    • Dad of the year right here
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    • Jewel 6 sep
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    • Straight up thought that was a realistic rendering of a Venusaur.
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    • Thats alot of crocodile pussy
      Kentar15 12 sep
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    • "I shoulda just gone extinct" 😑
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    • Those little ones look oddly tasty
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    • OR!? Oh wait, I get it. They couldn't get close enough to see if it was actually a female
      FunRunner 11 sep
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    • That child support, tho
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    • Gostosa
      _lisinm 11 sep
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    • I saw the red facr
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    • That’s terrifying
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    • I think that isnt a croc. It looks more like a Gharial, a relative of the croc and the gator
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    • His eyes just scream "WTF"
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    • Mmmmm. Bebies.
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    • My man
      surfers 8 sep
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    • Don’t they lay eggs?
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    • Got’damn that old critter got game
      ideaart 8 sep
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    • Word is he’s now suffering from lumbar pain after carrying literally his ENTIRE SPECIES on his shoulders
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    • That's a lot of incest ahead
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    • Based and crocpilled
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    • Daddy of the year.
      ArtbyJ 8 sep
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    • What a boss
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    • Oh god I can hear them croaking already
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    • He got all the crussy
      Hey_red 8 sep
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    • My mans out here gettin mad fuckin puss
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    • Gigadad
      Coelian 8 sep
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    • Ohhhh Ooohoohoohh, for the seventh time
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    • Is that a gharial???
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    • Hes competing for the sex god title
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    • Not even if you were the last.....
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    • 7 or 8 implying one of them could have been male?
      ElmerFud 8 sep
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    • Do crocs smell their kids ? Like dogs or cats do ? Could you just swap croc litters ?
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    • Gharial crocs. Even though they got scary mouths they are mainly fish eaters and do not attack humans (but have been seen feeding on dead bodies buried on the river)
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    • Happy papa crocodile.
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    • How do they mate?
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    • Damn that alligator is a better dad then mine
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    • Everyone cheering for crocodiles even tho In many places they are a invasive species and in Africa they literally eat hundreds of people a year
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    • Delivery man
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    • Uh, he isn't babysitting, he's taking the youngins to the welfare office to get some Gator-aid! 🤣🤣
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    • Killing that single father life
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    • Gator pussy
      Jambi99 7 sep
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    • I like the lil red smile
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    • Chadorilla
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    • That’s what Crocin!!🤞🏻
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