Each like will earn her pet; every 50 likes will earn her treat - Each like will earn her 1 pet; every 50 likes will earn her 1 treat
GetToTheChoppa GetToTheChoppa
22 sep 2020
Each like will earn her pet; every 50 likes will earn her treat - Each like will earn her 1 pet; every 50 likes will earn her 1 treat
Me checking my bank account every hour for that stimulus check.
AS
ip HopMemesDaily
staples1724 staples1724
1 jan 2021
Me checking my bank account every hour for that stimulus check. AS ip HopMemesDaily
Mike Tyson, enjoying powdered donuts at a house party in 1988.
this_app_blows this_app_blows
8 dec 2020
Mike Tyson, enjoying powdered donuts at a house party in 1988.
I'm not telling you to forget
Baby Yoda, but forget Baby
Yoda... This is Baby Scooby.
I'm not telling you to forget Baby Yoda, but forget Baby Yoda... This is Baby Scooby.
VS
MAN SAYS HIS THREAT TO BLOW UP A BATHROOM HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH A BOMB
FOX 26 com houston.c
Krypticus Krypticus
24 sep 2020
VS MAN SAYS HIS THREAT TO BLOW UP A BATHROOM HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH A BOMB FOX 26 com houston.c
John Lennon received a letter from a student telling him his teacher made them analyze The
Beatles' lyrics. Amused by this, he composed
"I Am The Walrus' with intentionally confusing and meaningless lyrics to baffle those who tried to analyze the song.
IDimagine IDimagine
2 nov 2020
John Lennon received a letter from a student telling him his teacher made them analyze The Beatles' lyrics. Amused by this, he composed "I Am The Walrus' with intentionally confusing and meaningless lyrics to baffle those who tried to analyze the song.
when your teacher asks why your laptop is shaking during the meeting
SORRY, I WAS JERKING IT"
Sandy_Boii Sandy_Boii
19 oct 2020
when your teacher asks why your laptop is shaking during the meeting SORRY, I WAS JERKING IT"
WHEN YOU SELECT "SHUFFLE" ON YOUR PLAYLIST AND THE FIRST SONG STARTS PLAYING
You had one job.
NonSequitur1275 NonSequitur1275
24 nov 2020
WHEN YOU SELECT "SHUFFLE" ON YOUR PLAYLIST AND THE FIRST SONG STARTS PLAYING You had one job.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn't make you broke.
You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
leeewee leeewee
12 jan 2021
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn't make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
when you're in sensory overload and too many people try talking to you at once
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
30 mar
when you're in sensory overload and too many people try talking to you at once
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation."
-Clint Eastwood
On technology
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
1 dec 2020
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation." -Clint Eastwood On technology
Krispy Kreme are giving away a free face shield with every 12 doughnuts it even
carries the warning "contains nuts" <3
MemeVash MemeVash
29 sep 2020
Krispy Kreme are giving away a free face shield with every 12 doughnuts it even carries the warning "contains nuts" <3
When you know yo homies trash but you keep running with
them
@Hoodville
AnonymousBOS AnonymousBOS
19 oct 2020
When you know yo homies trash but you keep running with them @Hoodville
Me standing over an NPC at "I took care of that quest for you."
The NPC:
80iy 80iy
12 jan 2021
Me standing over an NPC at "I took care of that quest for you." The NPC:
when you come out of the store and you have an airgasm
Airgasm: Intense pleasure from the air felt on the face when the mask is removed.
summersfullife summersfullife
8 sep 2020
when you come out of the store and you have an airgasm Airgasm: Intense pleasure from the air felt on the face when the mask is removed.
ear followers,
Today I of
Tomorrow?
WINO KNOWS.0-
HumanouijaBoard HumanouijaBoard
25 sep 2020
ear followers, Today I of Tomorrow? WINO KNOWS.0-
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley
Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber?
TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
imminentSpillednut imminentSpillednut
12 jan 2021
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber? TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
made mad
Facebook Apple
DEW
Twitte:
FangVV FangVV
1 may
made mad Facebook Apple DEW Twitte: