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God @Userlurk = Why doesn't she want me Andrew
Andrew yangs Twitter is still fucking hilarious - Andrew yangs Twitter is still fucking hilarious
Doing something about it makes you feel Twitter for iPhone God @Userlurk = Why doesn't she want me Andrew Andrew yangs Twitter is still fucking hilarious - Andrew yangs Twitter is still fucking hilarious
When you fall over on a trampoline and no one stops bouncing
I'm fighting for my fucking lite
Cocorulez Cocorulez
4 nov 2020
When you fall over on a trampoline and no one stops bouncing I'm fighting for my fucking lite
Netflix: Are you still there?
Me: Are any of us really here?
Spiders Spiders
27 jan
Netflix: Are you still there? Me: Are any of us really here?
me to myself: you need to get your shit together
my mental stability:
Erik_The_Autismo Erik_The_Autismo
9 oct 2020
me to myself: you need to get your shit together my mental stability:
im darth maul. cause when you find me there will only be hi
Maul
WRONG HALF!
Darth Maul
Ryuuthered Ryuuthered
26 sep 2020
im darth maul. cause when you find me there will only be hi Maul WRONG HALF! Darth Maul
Therese Marie
My ride or die
#twinzies
\ I
KingofMayo KingofMayo
26 feb
Therese Marie My ride or die #twinzies \ I
when you open the oven and the heat blows right into your face
KWISPY
Bionemesis Bionemesis
23 oct 2020
when you open the oven and the heat blows right into your face KWISPY
Was that gal flirting with
me?
of
She was trying to distract from a bad tip!
Tip your waiters!
cute_verysaucymemes cute_verysaucymemes
12 jan 2021
Was that gal flirting with me? of She was trying to distract from a bad tip! Tip your waiters!
"what is one thing u can't live
without?"
Me:
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
"what is one thing u can't live without?" Me:
This dog followed the google earth guy
Google earth guy :
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
27 sep 2020
This dog followed the google earth guy Google earth guy :
When u accidentally step on your puppy's foot and knowing he will never know it's an accident
davie_dove
hive_of_many hive_of_many
28 sep 2020
When u accidentally step on your puppy's foot and knowing he will never know it's an accident davie_dove
Us leaving the party early to go smoke blunt and have sex
Us leaving the party early to go smoke blunt and have sex
Crime Watch Daily @
WOE cam Crine WatchDaid,
University bookstore worker stole
$20, worth of textbooks, police say buff. ly 2h-QNOt
dog daddy
MEMEOLOGY
I hope he returned those 2 books
TiffanyOdell TiffanyOdell
24 sep 2020
Crime Watch Daily @ WOE cam Crine WatchDaid, University bookstore worker stole $20, worth of textbooks, police say buff. ly 2h-QNOt dog daddy MEMEOLOGY I hope he returned those 2 books
My cat: "escapes"
My cat a week later:
memzy memzy
24 sep 2020
My cat: "escapes" My cat a week later:
Me after spraying the spider in the corner with bug killer.
SpareParts SpareParts
14 oct 2020
Me after spraying the spider in the corner with bug killer.
Me finding out Trump the billionaire paid $750 in taxes for an entire year
Is it possible tollearn this power?
BalorClubPresident BalorClubPresident
28 sep 2020
Me finding out Trump the billionaire paid $750 in taxes for an entire year Is it possible tollearn this power?
Cougars be like...that young man is
SO cute, and funny. I can't wait to give him some fruit snacks
BoUndNGaGeD BoUndNGaGeD
5 jan 2021
Cougars be like...that young man is SO cute, and funny. I can't wait to give him some fruit snacks
Aunt: "why you got mix match socks"
My sister: "why all yo kids got mix match dads?
Me:
Lollypop_wonder Lollypop_wonder
11 sep 2020
Aunt: "why you got mix match socks" My sister: "why all yo kids got mix match dads? Me:
Paul Rudd has 2 stars
One for him and one for Ant Man...
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
28 dec 2020
Paul Rudd has 2 stars One for him and one for Ant Man...