DOBBY THE HOUSE CAT.
bakalakaka bakalakaka
21 sep 2020
DOBBY THE HOUSE CAT.
When you have no milk for your cookie
dravenz dravenz
2 mar
When you have no milk for your cookie
Doctor: Protect the ones you love most from Coronavirus
Me:
TyroneShoelaces TyroneShoelaces
10 aug 2020
Doctor: Protect the ones you love most from Coronavirus Me:
Friend: "how do you have nice stuff whilst being paid on minimum wage?"
is crime,
Me:
Friend: "how do you have nice stuff whilst being paid on minimum wage?" is crime, Me:
That one friend who doesn't
touch his popcorn and drink before the movie starts.
He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
Realvision Realvision
30 mar
That one friend who doesn't touch his popcorn and drink before the movie starts. He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
How I woke up after finding out everybody got a check but me....
LolaBit LolaBit
31 dec 2020
How I woke up after finding out everybody got a check but me....
Draco Malfoy before Saying
=the in potter
S212121S S212121S
13 may
Draco Malfoy before Saying =the in potter
Yosef Norm Ozia
Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty
tastydetecter tastydetecter
8 jan 2021
Yosef Norm Ozia Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty
me admiring my little booty in the mirror after doing one whole squat
That's my peach.
memesarelife69420 memesarelife69420
1 oct 2020
me admiring my little booty in the mirror after doing one whole squat That's my peach.
When you use the microwave
The food: The bowl:
MurkDirty MurkDirty
18 jan 2021
When you use the microwave The food: The bowl:
The whole class: "Ugh, you should shave that weird moustache off"
we
That one kid:
No. don't th. " I will
PlantedCorgo PlantedCorgo
30 oct 2020
The whole class: "Ugh, you should shave that weird moustache off" we That one kid: No. don't th. " I will
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys...
and she brought one from the street...
It's not it's suprise
Erios Erios
22 sep 2020
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys... and she brought one from the street... It's not it's suprise
Here are some pictures of my family's cat
His name is Tucker
Avi_Murasakino Avi_Murasakino
24 sep 2020
Here are some pictures of my family's cat His name is Tucker
You wanna sit on a frozen lake for hours
freeze our asses off, smell like fish, drink cheap beer, and not catch shit
You
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
24 sep 2020
You wanna sit on a frozen lake for hours freeze our asses off, smell like fish, drink cheap beer, and not catch shit You
One man files for over 300 patents
What happens next will shock you
iFoneOS
19 oct 2020
One man files for over 300 patents What happens next will shock you
Man sentenced to death after failed suicide attempt.
Joshua Serlinger and Yoonjung Seo, CNN Updated 1122 GMT (1922 HKT) April 23, 2018
Success)
Foxy123 Foxy123
12 mar
Man sentenced to death after failed suicide attempt. Joshua Serlinger and Yoonjung Seo, CNN Updated 1122 GMT (1922 HKT) April 23, 2018 Success)
Dogs as soon as they are born be like:
@memessss28)
All know is that I must be a good boy
TexasWind TexasWind
21 sep 2020
Dogs as soon as they are born be like: @memessss28) All know is that I must be a good boy
My cat: "escapes"
My cat a week later:
memzy memzy
24 sep 2020
My cat: "escapes" My cat a week later:
E_JACulate E_JACulate
23 sep 2020
i think just permanently gave my dog nightmares
i hav dog in cup
> iS
yeetis_the_fetus yeetis_the_fetus
22 sep 2020
i hav dog in cup > iS