DOBBY THE HOUSE CAT.
bakalakaka bakalakaka
21 sep 2020
DOBBY THE HOUSE CAT.
Me trying to protect my mental health during the pandemic
Miknoonl Miknoonl
3 feb
Me trying to protect my mental health during the pandemic
Nobody:
That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
Nobody: That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
2050, when you order a fish burger.
JMIII_BUT_CANCER JMIII_BUT_CANCER
25 sep 2020
2050, when you order a fish burger.
Replying to @elonmusk
You are my hero, Elon.
Magoth Magoth
13 mar
Replying to @elonmusk You are my hero, Elon.
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely.
Me 2 days later:
ChUcky16 ChUcky16
17 mar
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely. Me 2 days later:
GIRLS ON INSTAGRAM BE LIKE
Scarletbee Scarletbee
18 may
GIRLS ON INSTAGRAM BE LIKE
Goats are like mushrooms
If you sI ot a duck,
I'm scared of toasters. - Yes
Goats are like mushrooms If you sI ot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. - Yes
SALAD?
THAT'S WHAT MY FOOD EATS
SALAD? THAT'S WHAT MY FOOD EATS
When i ask my crush if she
Is free and her ugly friend says no.
ME:
Does this chattering animal speak you"
the_crying_Mexican the_crying_Mexican
5 jan 2021
When i ask my crush if she Is free and her ugly friend says no. ME: Does this chattering animal speak you"
The shade difference from her face versus her hand
ohmyindeed ohmyindeed
27 sep 2020
The shade difference from her face versus her hand
Alternative girls and their nerdy gamer boyfriends
QueenSunflower QueenSunflower
5 dec 2020
Alternative girls and their nerdy gamer boyfriends
In the presence of light, the Stygian
Owl's eyes can give a brilliant red reflection. In Brazil, they are known as
"coruja-Diablo" or Devil's Owl
HallowsGrim HallowsGrim
25 mar
In the presence of light, the Stygian Owl's eyes can give a brilliant red reflection. In Brazil, they are known as "coruja-Diablo" or Devil's Owl
Him: "II can bench 420 and squat
600, dafug you gunna do?"
Me:
Maybelater Maybelater
2 mar
Him: "II can bench 420 and squat 600, dafug you gunna do?" Me:
*Training the new employee at work*
"So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do"
@Gavinandstaceyreactions
Testacular Testacular
17 mar
*Training the new employee at work* "So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do" @Gavinandstaceyreactions
nac dh sadness
tomorrow is Monday
nac dh sadness tomorrow is Monday
you
promise
isabella steger @ @st.. Sep.
yes, It's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
&y Kris Cheng @ @krisic - 20. Sep.
BABAR TOUF Hi th 18 I I
won't Cry...
fed
thestandnews
bangin bangin
22 sep 2020
you promise isabella steger @ @st.. Sep. yes, It's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us. &y Kris Cheng @ @krisic - 20. Sep. BABAR TOUF Hi th 18 I I won't Cry... fed thestandnews
Me: Hit my friend in Minecraft
His 64 dogs:
so you have chosen death.
greasymitts greasymitts
23 sep 2020
Me: Hit my friend in Minecraft His 64 dogs: so you have chosen death.
Media: "video games cause violence"
Video games:
dad of twolom of 2
Sweetest Sweetest
26 sep 2020
Media: "video games cause violence" Video games: dad of twolom of 2