Dinosaurs: *Exist again*
All of China:
FALLENANGELVERSAH FALLENANGELVERSAH
24 jun 2020
Dinosaurs: *Exist again* All of China:
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago.
My kid:
I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
TiaCalenture TiaCalenture
27 oct 2020
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago. My kid: I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
When you touch the smallest amount of anti seize:
Deanus_Satanus Deanus_Satanus
28 nov 2020
When you touch the smallest amount of anti seize:
Classes in 2020 be like
mt.
Ma
Stap
ifightdikes ifightdikes
11 sep 2020
Classes in 2020 be like mt. Ma Stap
When you start to take a piss but
there's two streams and they're both missing the toilet
When you start to take a piss but there's two streams and they're both missing the toilet
"you up?"
me thinking if I'm up or not:
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
20 jan 2021
"you up?" me thinking if I'm up or not:
_TENNIS~
DOUBLES
mthree03 mthree03
17 mar
_TENNIS~ DOUBLES
5 yo Me: "Mom I don wanna get out the cat. it's raining! I'm scared!"
My Mom: "Come on sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of"
The Rain:
The_Surfing_Pikachu The_Surfing_Pikachu
24 sep 2020
5 yo Me: "Mom I don wanna get out the cat. it's raining! I'm scared!" My Mom: "Come on sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of" The Rain:
When you and the guy in the pickup next to you catch each other taking a sip of a beer at
the stoplight.
When you and the guy in the pickup next to you catch each other taking a sip of a beer at the stoplight.
TiLa star discovered 75 light-years away is no warmer than a freshly brewed cup of coffee.
via
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Yeowch!
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Still preddy hot
TiLa star discovered 75 light-years away is no warmer than a freshly brewed cup of coffee. via Follow Yeowch! Follow Still preddy hot
When you're waiting on the loading screen for 10 minutes and realise itSays "press any button to continue*
When you're waiting on the loading screen for 10 minutes and realise itSays "press any button to continue*
__Matilda__ __Matilda__
23 sep 2020
© Based on: sethglasco7
SS you spill water in the pool..
When you accidently choke her to death but she has nipple piercings
Wyked Wyked
28 oct 2020
When you accidently choke her to death but she has nipple piercings
Me looking for the right song so I can carry on cleaning
AFloridian AFloridian
22 apr
Me looking for the right song so I can carry on cleaning
Kona fans GODZILLA SUPPORTER g SUPPORTER
Lazer
TastyAbe TastyAbe
26 jan
Kona fans GODZILLA SUPPORTER g SUPPORTER Lazer
A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to wizard to make him invisible
blasterkeg1972 blasterkeg1972
26 feb
A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to wizard to make him invisible
The kid in the wheelchair : *tells a funny joke*
Me preventing myself from saying he should become a stand-up comedian :
The kid in the wheelchair : *tells a funny joke* Me preventing myself from saying he should become a stand-up comedian :
Me: Does literally nothing
Random part of my body:
I said we hurting to
CommunistMoose CommunistMoose
12 jan 2021
Me: Does literally nothing Random part of my body: I said we hurting to