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    • Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
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    • Remember: you can craft a bow an arrows with pencils and rubber bands. Use them wisely or you won’t make it
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    • "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
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    • If you chose all AP/honors it says simply "Good luck"
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    • Quick tip: make friends with the quiet kid that wears a black hoodie
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    • Always remember switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading
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    • Remember you can befriend any boy with a perm using any type of vape from your inventory
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    • Remember, no Russian
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    • school is... BIDEO GAYM?
      Bidon 7 sep
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    • Remember slapping the top of doors gives u cool pounts
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    • Crying is not acceptable.
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    • Remember, don’t get caught having sex at lunch, it’ll get you too much attention
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    • remember, you can do homework in school so that you have more time at home for existential dread and depression making the ropes in the garage look more enticing everyday.
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    • Just every single ned's declassified episode
      poisonxo 7 sep
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    • Remember, if you can't find a foolproof way of cheating, that one bitch can and will catch you
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    • Just remember: there is no escape. There is only pain. You will fail.
      Kolossus 7 sep
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    • Remember to keep low has you push through crowded hallways. A lower center of gravity is harder to knock over
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    • Teachers can't suspend you as long as you're shitting in the stall
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    • the hot girl bends over to open her locker at 11:22am every day. don’t get caught👽
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    • Wasn’t that the plot of some weird middle school show
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    • Remember: Only certain teachers don't mind your hood being on.
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    • Smoke weed in the bathrooms
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    • Befriend the speds they may have low intelligence stat but they get +20 strength
      boofoman 7 sep
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    • Imagine the govt comes out and is like "um yeah. So, turns out, we live in a simulation." And everybody just stsrts responding by saying "life l-like b-bideo gaym?"
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    • Stock up on spare locker room change to buy health brownies from the girl with the purple bag, her inventory changes every days so be careful
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    • Don’t forget to eat
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    • When I was 14, there was this physically disabled woman working as a teacher. I thought she was pretty hot, so I'd leave notes for her, asking if I could have a hug and a kiss by the upstairs bathroom. I never had the guts to see if she was by the bathroom or tell her how I truly felt.
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    • Remember: while suicide may seem alluring you can actually find pleasure through spite
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    • sit down simulator
      lolwhut 7 sep
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    • Did anyone else think of the old Bully game when they saw this?
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    • Remember: weapons can be constructed from various materials. Example: craft a lightsaber out of markers
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    • Run
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    • Lava is called Magma when it's underground.
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    • To avoid being called on refrain from eye contact at all costs
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    • Hot cheetos will silence any loud Mexican girl
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    • remember, only access the bathroom if you have a gas mask.
      28273 7 sep
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    • Gnoon says “Be friends with the weird kids.”
      Gnoon 7 sep
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    • Quick tip: Suicide will send you to the menu at any time
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    • Quick tip: A gun shoots bullets
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    • Haha. School shooting funy
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    • All those stupid quotes schools post around classrooms. 'Just smile, it feels better!' Like fuck, why didn't i think of that?
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    • Remember to always fill your water bottle with vinegar
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    • Tap a quickly to not die as fast
      ID040104 7 sep
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    • Use adderall to get work done faster
      EchoTruth 10 sep
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    • Ned declassified, school survival guide tips
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    • Tip: The emo kid will suck up your soul like a spaghetti noodle.
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    • The Bell doesn’t dismiss you, you can leave when you want, you’re well within your rights to just get up and walk out.
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    • Fat girls can be used as shields when there is no cover
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    • Avoid leaving the stalls while there are other people in the bathroom
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    • Only grope the shy girls because they never tell anyone
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    • Procrastination is a great thing
      MikeyM213 10 sep
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    • Anything from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide. Fucking gold show!
      Velloska 10 sep
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    • X equals -b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus 4ac all over 2a
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    • Hiding under a desk will definitely help in a nuclear explosion ;)
      jetguy 9 sep
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    • A group of fish is called a school, Americans:
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    • "Look at em stewpid americans getting shot in skewl"
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    • Remember. The more popular points you have the more likely the quiet kid will shoot you... but the less popular points gets you bullied but let’s you befriend the quiet kid
      MLGtbone 9 sep
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    • If you sit in the back corner of the class, and stare off into space you can ignore the massive amounts of politics they shove down your throat in highschool, AND get a free grade to do it.
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    • “Don’t forget your pee eight hours before because the programming prohibits peeing during school hours
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    • Kinaku 8 sep
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    • Always carry an empty pack of gum so when people ask for some you can say your out of it.
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    • America in a nutshell
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    • Remember to throw the first punch because teachers won't side with you for defending yourself.
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    • Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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    • The right teacher can make all the difference, good teachers will teach you the material, bad teachers will teach how to fool them into thinking you have learned the material
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    • Bathroom biomes can only be unlocked with a bathroom pass
      lVigger 8 sep
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    • Remember, to avoid severe stress levels, dont forget to clear inventory and get proper sleep.
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    • If you do the side missions first the game will be easier
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    • You can hold your pencil
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    • Remember to do your taxes, how? I dont know
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    • Wach out for the janitor he's a sex offender
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    • dialogue will have consequences later
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    • Reminder: Homework is only worth 20% and is typically not worth completing
      quonch 8 sep
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    • Be sure to quick save before entering the principals office
      icords 8 sep
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    • Current objective: Survive
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    • Remember, the fuzzy green parts on your food build character when you eat it
      seraphom 8 sep
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    • You can get away with much more than you think by means of bullshitting
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    • Timmy always has spare pencils. Return to Timmy if your ever low on pencils.
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    • Avoid traveling in large packs
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    • Remember: You can't blend in in an elective course
      Lele1010 8 sep
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    • Gain allies as quickly as possible for future group operations.
      Murp 8 sep
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    • Remember: the quiet kid said not to come on Wednesday
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    • Remember:When lava is UNDERGROUND it's called Magma
      CarrotSD 8 sep
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    • Remember: take your time going to the bathroom, no one else's bladder matters but your's.
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    • Don't trust any more than 2-3 people
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    • Equiping glasses will let most guards overlook small crimes
      Stross 8 sep
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    • That one teacher is full of crap. The bell DOES excuse you from class.
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    • Lol you have a test next period
      rdoz 8 sep
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    • Baldi
      zm201818 8 sep
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    • Always talking in class gets you called on less
      lilbi11y 8 sep
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    • Respect people then they will respect you
      thatkid1 8 sep
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    • Each class is only 10 minutes 5 times
      Flurpish 8 sep
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    • Be wary of the quiet kid.
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    • Give up
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    • Fun fact of the day: did you know penguins can't actually fly if thrown hard enough, just like children
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    • Make sure to save often
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    • Difficulty: Hard. Location: America. Pro Tip; Don't affiliate or sit near the quiet kid.
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    • be friends with the quiet kid, it might save your life
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