Conlesslon: When I was still married. I had a
feeﬁng he was cheating on me. I found a
pack of condoms in his car. The box was
already opened so i poked a hole in the
wrapper 0! each one. Then i preceded to
soak them in habanero pepper juice for an
hour. I put (hem back In the car before he
woke up. He told me he had to go help his
mom with some things around her house.
He left. 3 hours later my best mend sailed to
tell me that she had sex with her"boy1rlend"
and that now she was on live down there!
My husband came home and placed an ice
pack down there, saying he got burnt by
something. Needless to say after that, he
lost his wile and she lost her mend. Neither
one of them knows what I dud. Now I! [ see
either one ofthem I always ask. "Where's