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    • Just server hop until you get a better spawn lmao
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    • bravepsy 8 aug
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    • People who have children knowing they can't afford to raise a child should be jailed for child abuse
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    • The definition of "fucked"
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    • How do people not support abortion
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    • Still better than abortion
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    • Duality of man
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      KinkySM 8 aug
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    • If only parents considered having kids when they are fucking prepared first. Fucking idiots.
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    • That would so be me if I could talk as a baby and Ik that’s bad but oh well
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    • Everyone else is saying it, but this is the main reason why pro-choice people exist.
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    • It should be illegal to have one child if you can't comfortably afford to care for two children
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    • Ugly parents can give birth to beautiful children. My friend Samantha is gorgeous but her parents look like they’re from “Where The Wild Things Are?”
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    • If a girl was ra.ped and she found out she was pregnant from it but she doesn’t want a child, what would you all say?? Should she have the choice not to go through with the pain or should she just be forced to birth a child she never wanted??
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    • Quick! Abort him so he won’t have to deal with a lower quality life!
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    • Should've been aborted, would've been better
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    • Children should all be jailed for being dumb and stupid
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    • My dad was fishing when my mom went into labour. My aunt took her to the closest hospital an hour away. I was 24 weeks early born thru an emergency c section. Besides the nurses & doctors my dad was the 1st to see me.
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    • It’s the typical case in poorer countries to have as many children as possible and hope that even 1 survives to pass on your genes.
      _Lusty_ 8 aug
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    • All of y’all saying abortion is dumb prolly wish you were aborted at one point in timw
      Beaston 8 aug
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    • i honestly feel like people should have to prove that they’re financially stable and can mentally raise a kid before having one
      abi_rose 8 aug
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    • Good luck little guy, you’ll need it
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    • Comically large gun
      MDAWG00 8 aug
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    • Ah, the good old classic lottery birth
      Kimbrrly 9 aug
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    • 0 yc
      Zazery25 9 aug
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    • Welcome to the Jungle.
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    • content not available more
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    • If we put more funds into adoption/foster care and fixed the issue with said systems, abortion wouldn’t need to be a choice.
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    • Well at least they can get a doctor.. though I’m sure they’ll be charged $50,000
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    • I heard a very good pro choice argument that I'd like to present as a talking point, because as a pro life person I found it very interesting. The idea was this: After the Vietnam war, so much chemical warfare had wrought devastation on pregnant women and caused many of the infants to be born (1/3)
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    • ...ehh...
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    • Bad seed
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    • How is this possibily an abortion meme are you saying nobody in third world countries should ever have children?
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    • Got to abort him sos he doesn't have to suffer from a low quality of life.
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    • Brazil
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    • SIDS alert
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    • Breeding licenses would work.
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    • Ah fuck
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    • Queue dodge then all you have to do is roll outa her arms
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    • Thats how it be, lucky I was in america and my dad was a 6
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    • Please tell me he's white.
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    • "Guess I'll just call myself a woman"
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    • Clincots 8 aug
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    • Hes a femboy
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    • Classic Libtard’s! Donald Trump 2020!🖕
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    • Its amazing how many of you play pretend as if abortion really is a feasible option when condoms are so readily available. Some of you had awful to no sex education and it really shows. Proper sex education leads to both less abortions AND children being put into adoption.
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    • Haven't we all secretly wished to have been aborted?
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    • Abortion is fine, yes
      EdgeRuko 8 aug
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    • This is why there's more than 5 billion of is suffering on this planet
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    • Honestly why I leave everyone on read because it's easier to ignore people than to say no
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    • Why would the baby care if the dad is attractive or not
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    • You Arnt alive until u start forming memories change my mind
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    • Brazil
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    • Should have had an abortion
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    • Imma head out now
      LaMadrina 11 aug
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    • You asked the the baby what gender it was so you wouldn't misgender it, but you never asked if the baby consented to being born, retard.
      DeMoGoRe 11 aug
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    • If only the govt could make having a child if you cannot and will not take care of it illegal. If only
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    • Dude just got isekai'd
      Naruxma 11 aug
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    • In poker at least you can fold and wait for the next game
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    • On the bright side you are talking 2 seconds after being born, so at least you’re a genius?
      violetshy 11 aug
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    • Ugly, poor and no dad
      ryno441 11 aug
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    • "I should get to choose to kiII a LIVING BEING to make my own life more convenient"
      Feeny 11 aug
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    • Dio when he was born
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    • Ur just completely fucked may as well start a new
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    • if reincarnation is real, i wanna be able to retain my memories and experiences like this it'd be pretty great
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    • Oh I get it. It's Mexico
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    • I once heard somewhere that comics like these are funnier when you only look at the first and last slide. I did that here and laughed loud enough to wake up my gfs mom
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    • if you're poor, keep your legs closed and don't go knocking bitches up. Ffs, only stupid people breed i swear
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    • Birth rates are already declining. If we don't have enough kids there won't be enough tax payers to support my social security. Unless we allow more legal immigrants into the country.
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    • Life is a miracle change my mind
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    • Isn’t Brazil a 3rd world country
      Kaiau 10 aug
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    • At least it's white
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    • Baby: Put me back let me go back in
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    • Bad spawn hit new game
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    • It’s really dumb when people who are unprepared for children have one, like, if your life is hell then you basically doomed that baby’s life just cuz you felt like it
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    • Can’t we just do one of the many options before an abortion is needed? Better protected sex all the way to sterilization if you no your not ready for kids. Accountability matters and the kid doesn’t need to be sacrificed for an adults misdeeds.
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    • Welcome to Brazil.
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    • sTiLl BeTtEr ThAn AbOrTiOn. Man stfu no its not. You're just jealous you werent aborted and you want everyone to suffer as much as you do. Fuckin creep
      Scramasax 10 aug
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    • What does quality of life have to do with the value of life?
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    • At least he wasn't aborted
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    • Man got a nat 1 birth
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    • The child will persevere and take vengeance on life leading the uprise against the first world and be crowned the new emperor of the first third order
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    • What’s a second world country like?
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    • Volgarr 10 aug
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    • If every baby was given 50 years of adult basic knowledge, the ability to talk in parents native language, and maturity for three deteriorating minutes after being born, I'm sure these would be the basic questions an infant would ask. Trailer trash Aurora would feel the baby's cold glare for 18 yrs
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    • At least now we're more conscious about having kids
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    • 3rd world countries even though being poor are usually rich is all human emotions.. Nobody cared for them so long generations of poverty and your family is still ok
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    • Yeah, its like they should stop having children
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    • I'd hang myself with the umbilical cord right there
      lolpert 10 aug
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    • If only it were poker, eh I fold on this life
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    • Welp, time to be a famous murderer
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    • bad roll
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