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    • I fucking hate this state, mayor and the people running it suck ass, but love the people.
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    • Can't come to school this week, feeling a bit racist lately.
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    • Making fat stacks on disability because I’m racist
      VitaminD 1 aug
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    • sorry boss i can't make it today, feeling kinda racist rn
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    • When do I get the racism disability checks
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    • If being racist makes me mentally ill then I’m a fucking retard
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    • Fuck Denver fuck denverites I hate Denver I hate Denver I hate Denver I hate Denver nuke Denver
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    • Stage four racism
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    • “Where are you?” “Sorry I meant to call, I’ve just been thinking about the benefits of a culturally homogenous society based on western, Christian values.” “Alright, let me know if you’re still sick tomorrow.”
      Plasmius 2 aug
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    • Niggas may even refer to me as "the illest"
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    • oh god my stomach hurts, i think im racist
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    • Im about to die from it bro fym
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    • I have stage 4 racism, symptoms include big fat fucking balls
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    • Sorry boss I need the next couple days off paid leave bc I hate nigs
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    • Literal punitive psychiatry. First they declare a "national crisis", then they lock you up in an asylum for having dissenting views. That's exactly why you have to be armed.
      KKKiboko 2 aug
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    • i am on the brink of death due to racism
      iPaleo 2 aug
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    • Time for state mandated quarantine because I'm as sick as a dog
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    • There are 12 black people in Downtown Denver because they can't afford to love there anymore and have all been pushed out of 5 points because white gay liberals have bought up all the property ....once again Democrats are screaching about their own policies .... cue the Eric Andre meme
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    • Must.. sh0ot.. own Government
      Mr_Dank 2 aug
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    • ValKitty 2 aug
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    • Denverites are cringe and retarded
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    • Doremy 2 aug
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    • time to get that disability check 💰
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    • Calling out of work for having racism
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    • Liked saved and repubbed
      crahdbdn 2 aug
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    • When did Colorado become retarded
      coal 2 aug
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    • Need my racism disability checks please, and you better not send a negr0 to deliver it
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    • I have terminal racism. Stage 4. Beyond recovery.
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    • Like if you’ll be down at the welfare office for that racism disability check with me
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    • Basically by being able to define anything as a health crisis, the governor‘s therefore have executive jurisdiction over what can happen, skip legislature. Abuse of power coming in as those who seek patterns become the “ill”
      DerHund 2 aug
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    • I’ve survived with this disease for a long time now
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    • If being racist makes me gay then I want your giant cock to destroy my tiny white boy ass
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    • Fuck governor gay ass
      Brattie 2 aug
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    • Oh im fucking racist till these fucks do something with there lives besides playing the 100 year old slave card
      HVIPER 2 aug
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    • Sorry guys can’t make it I’m racist :/
      KingFrog 2 aug
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    • Such a beautiful state. But man there so many f@gs, but theres also lots level headed gun owners. It's oddly diverse
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    • State mandated gf is the only cure
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    • Written by Jessica Seaman LOL
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    • I’m the illest nigga on da block
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    • Can’t come into work, boss, I’m debilitatingly racist
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    • When are we going to declare Judaism a disease?
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    • Ya know i may be disturbed, but this is a sickness I can definitely get down with
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    • I am in critical condition
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    • This is your brain on legal weed
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    • Garbage
      Islamism 2 aug
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    • How can an opinion be a public health crisis? It’s physically unhealthy to be racist?
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    • and while they legalize illegal drugs like weed, pathetic
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    • oow wa a a a a im down wit the sickness
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    • Idk should I see a doctor
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    • Fuck Im going there for college what am I going to do
      Flev 2 aug
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    • Bro. I think it’s terminal.
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    • I’ve been labeled incurable
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    • Can’t come to work today because I HATE /VIGGERS
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    • I live in Colorado...
      Gonk 2 aug
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    • Legally making racism a disease finally a good decision
      Noasted 2 aug
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    • Cant help it bro 😞 I’m mentally disabled
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    • Im like, stage 5 or 6 racist right now.
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    • Thank god I don’t live in Colorado.
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    • If racism is a crime then I am arrest
      Sku11z 2 aug
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    • I’ll accept it if they admit gays and tr*nnys are mentally ill
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    • I’m dying from racism. Someone come help me so I can reap unemployment benefits
      Besnik 2 aug
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    • It's not a sickness, equality is a sickness, we were made different for a reason
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    • Raceona virus entering my lungs and causing me to yell racial slurs at the top of my lungs
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    • Only against Asians tho
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    • Fuck denverites and boulder f@gs
      Temno 2 aug
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    • And to think I wanted to move to Fort Collins... shame. Guess I'll stay here in North Dakota.
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    • I’m terminally ill and now have to live on disability.
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    • Colorado became a shithole
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    • Never before have I been so proud to say I’m mentally ill
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    • Brattie this cant be fucking real
      PeeHole 2 aug
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    • Imagine going to the doctor and they “diagnose” you with racism
      sQuL 2 aug
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    • Terminal racism
      V37iF 2 aug
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    • Can I get disability for this???
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    • Caught racism, can’t come back to school yet Negr0id
      Saru_ 2 aug
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    • Do I get percs if I’m diagnosed with racism?
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    • Step 1: Be racist. Step 2: Get fired. Step 3: Sue boss for discriminating against you and your mental disability. Step 4: Profit.
      GREKT 2 aug
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    • I'm gonna have to take a sick day boss, I saw a bunch of blacks stomping on a granny and I came down with a case of the racism
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    • It’s terminal 😷
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    • I got terminal racism
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    • Denver being sus as usual
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    • Me me me.
      Schmeaty 8 aug
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    • Latinos unite!
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    • Omw to pick up my disabilities benefits
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    • It may be terminal, because I’m certainly going to die with it.
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    • Fuck Im moving there. At least I’ll get my check 😎
      Flev 7 aug
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    • Looks like I’m the sickest motherfucker around
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    • 2thomask 6 aug
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    • Oh god oh fuck
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    • It’s like Tourette’s but is chronic, you qualify for disability checks and you can’t go to any “soul food restaurants” anymore
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    • “Haha I’m basederinooo and racist, thanks for the gold kind stranger” fucking morons
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    • Aye I live there
      madvill 4 aug
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    • *cough cough* nigge
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    • You’re so ducking dumb u can’t even use the reading comprehension sk*lls of a 10 year old lmao
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    • My state did it to, they even went so far as to say that the free corona testing and medical care that is supposed to be for everyone would only be used for "marginalized races."
      Lcdude 3 aug
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    • Over 50 cities have done this
      daaymn 3 aug
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    • Yes.
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    • Aye, that me.
      Finnicky 3 aug
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    • Just skimmed it, it’s pretty much the director kissing ass because 3-4 employees complained. Denver should just be it’s own city state or something and the rest of the state be it’s own state
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    • It’s terminal
      Big_Ed 3 aug
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