• Build a robot that is programmed to want to do
certain things. Then, after turning the robot on, tell it
to not do those certain things. This doesn't compute
with the robot because you didn't program it to be
able to comprehend your words, so the robot then
does those things that you told it not to do but that
are consistent with the programming you intended
for it to have. So then, to show your justice and
glorify yourself in this justice, you then destroy the
robot for it's disobedience.
Calvinists be like: 6º
Things Jesus didn't say..
"No one can come to me unless the
Father who "made the robots
program" them. And I will raise up
"the robots" on the last day. It is
written in the Prophets, 'And
"robots" will all be "programmed"
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    • For those that don’t know, ModernTribune blocks anyone that proves him wrong 😬
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    • MT fails to take into account we weren't created inherently sinful. It was only after the Fall of mankind that we became totally depraved.
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    • Calvinists be like “Come with me if you want to be elect”
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    • This doesn't really disprove the intent behind what MT is saying though.
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    • Oh, are you like, unironically a Calvanist?
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    • Idk what this is about but robots don’t tend to have free will to choose what to do
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    • its sad how MT takes any refutation as a personal attack, hes just letting himself build an echochamber
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    • Look out ModernTribune i just might malfunction and go into kiIl mode (I dont have a choice)
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    • In regards to the “many are called but few are chosen?” Who are the ones that are called but not chosen?
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