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    • Me looking at her twitching on the floor
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    • Me when I dodged bullet 😎.
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    • Me after she gets shot
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    • Bruh I’d take the bullet since I’d get a girlfriend too
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    • Me to the shooter after not taking the bullet
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    • Me reading this meme, no girlfriend and no realistic way to be put in the situation
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    • Sorry honey but bullets hurt and you’re always telling me how women have a higher pain threshold when you eat the ice cream fast and I get a headache. So sorry tho for realsies
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    • Me watching her bleed out to death in the ground:
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    • The shooter wondering why I didn’t jump in the way
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    • Id wanna take a bullet for her but I'm way too skinny, it would go through me and still hit her
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    • Me looking at the shooter because he didn't let me pull the trigger
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    • If I got time to jump in front of the bullet, you got time to jump out of the way.
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    • 3/10 If I can move fast enough for me to take a bullet for you, you can most fast enough to get out of the damn way.
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    • Me after she gets out of ICU:
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    • Me with the gun
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    • Me minding my business as I watch my girl writhing on the floor.
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    • Me in the morgue
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    • Id take a bullet for her but i power lift and it would mess up my muscles
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    • Me and my bro when my gf gets shot
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    • When the doctor tells me she’s not going to make it
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    • Me watching her squirm in pain after I told the shooter to shoot her instead
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    • Me after her father asks if there was anything I could've done
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    • She wakes up in the icu calm asf
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    • Does anyone have the hershey's kiss picture
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    • I heard women can take more pain soo...
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    • I’d never jump in front of a bullet for someone because if I had time to jump in front of the bullet, you had time to jump out of the way
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    • I would actually do it if she were my wife and we were genuinely in love but for a girlfriend that I’ll probably be separated from within a few years? Hell nah
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    • I would've taken a bullet for any of the girls I've dated. Hell, I still would. Cept one. Alaya you can go fuck yourself, bitch.
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    • I'd take a bullet for anyone if I couldnt get out of the way in time.
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    • It's probably my wife pulling the trigger when she finds out I have a gf. Might as well take a bullet for her, next one's coming for me anyway
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    • Morality question: Taking a bullet for someone is usually considered a heroic act. But what if the person jumped and took the bullet not with the intention of saving others, but because they themselves wanted to die, but wished not to do so by their own hand. Does the intention of the act make the
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    • Can I? Yes. Would I? Probably yah.. I love that bitch
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    • Where's that one clip of mickey running to minnie on the ground and says "wah happen"
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    • If the person wanted to shoot her and you jumped in front of the bullet. then yall would both be shot. the least you could do is be smart and stay alive
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    • Me looking at the shooter, realizing I'm now single.
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    • She's a strong independent woman. She can handle it
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    • content not available more
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    • If she can take a bullet for me
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    • I would take a bullet for my man TheGOATEDWun
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    • Ngl this comment section and the meme are golden
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    • That last one tho
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    • Alvin nelson made me laugh hard omg
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    • Id definitely take a bullet for my bf
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    • everyone says they want to die until they get the opportunity to die a hero
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    • Nunyal got girlfriends tho. I got me a wife coming up and you bet your virgin ass I ain't letting nothin happen to her.
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    • When yall say you would take a bullet for someone do u actually mean it, bc maybe its just me, but I could care less about getting shot, but I'd do it to save someone else, I wouldn't be sad if I died either
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    • i'd die for my girlfriend
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    • Cam Bertrand: Do you trust my capability to take a bullet?
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    • If it’s not a hollow point it would go through you and hit both of you.
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    • Subscribe fellas
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    • Pretending my crush is my gf, I think I’d do it. I can’t say for sure, as it’ll prolly never happen but still. The job she wants compared to mine and all the things she wants to do in life are more contributive to society then what I would ever do
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    • Yeah, but Kenneth Walker is innocent, right?
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    • Women.. are real?
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    • If I take a bullet for you, that is either because I deeply care about you or I'm doing it because I think there's a personal benefit. That or I just want to feel something. I will never take a bullet for a woman. Instead I'll create a harem of milfs and use them as meat shields.
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    • A WHAT
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    • The bullet zip by me.... 😆
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    • Me looking at her while she on the ground cussing me out
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    • Me when the cops ask who shot her:
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    • me trying to cheer her up in the hospital
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    • me to the shooter after shes already been shot
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    • Me as she's bleeding to death
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    • I’d probably take a bullet for anyone because I don’t really value my life
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    • I start wondering why they shot the air
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    • Me nutting in her fat ass one last time https://ifunny.co/fun/O7e8ook97
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    • Fuckin Breanna Taylors bf sure didn't
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    • Me explaining the made up situation about me not being able to do anything
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    • If she’s my wife, then maybe I’d take a bullet for her. Otherwise I’m not risking my life for some girl. If it was God’s plan for you to die by a bullet, who am I to go against that?
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    • Me when i dont get her life insurance
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    • me pulling the trigger cause no fart
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    • No lie, I might just lose my shit if she passed
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    • Kinda reminds me of that one guy that shot at the cops and then his dumbass girlfriend ran in the crossfire to get away from it all and died. And then people started to act like she got executed in her bed by the cops who were unprovoked lmao
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    • If there’s enough time for me to jump in front of you then there’s plenty time for you to jump out of the way.
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    • Future wife, yes, some girlfriend, maybe if its reactionary
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    • If I have time to jump in front of the bullet, you have enough time to get outta the way
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    • I Can, but will i? Eh
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    • How would I take a bullet for a girl if I’m the one behind the trigger
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    • Honestly, at first, I thought I would. But man, if I haven't put a ring on you, then I sure as hell ain't taking a bullet for you.
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    • I thought this was a Brenna Taylor joke.
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    • Who said we’re the ones getting shot?
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    • For that girl fuck no
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    • I kill for pussy but I ain’t going to die for it
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    • Me after Seeing her lifeless body covered in Blood on the floor.
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    • Me when i could literally just moved her so no one got fucking shot
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    • If I have time to take the bullet, she had time to move.
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    • I mean, is it a hollow point, because fuck that.
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    • I know one dude who didnt and it caused a riot
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    • I get this is a joke, and I genuinely find it funny - but if we being serious I would die for my girl without even thinking twice. She's "a girl worth fighting for. "
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    • Honestly I don't know if I would take a bullet for anything or anyone, bullets hurt, and not to mention they can ricochet in your body if they hit a bone right, and can tear you up inside
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    • Bullets go right through me
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    • Me at her funeral trying to pretend I’m not happy that I just took out a huge life insurance claim on her
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    • I read homer in Homer's voice
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