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    • Bro that’s a really good point
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    • Houses and buildings are an animal byproduct because human labor went into building them
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    • Diabetic? Need insulin? Same story.
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    • That’s okay I’m made of crystals and minerals so honestly that shit don’t hurt me
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    • Antivenin
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    • Yea but this implies that the snake thought the vegan was a threat, where nobody thinks vegans are threatening
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    • Bruh this whole time I thought it was antivenom
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    • This has “dont dead open inside” energy
      iCOVID19 23 sep
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    • What never made sense to me when vegans pull up the argument “it’s wrong to noon an animal so you (insert retarded accusation)” you’re still nooning a plant, something has to die in order for you to eat.
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    • Good thing I'm not vegan
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    • Spelled antivenom wrong TWICE
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    • Thanks for not harvesting our venom, vegans
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    • Certain actions become morally justifiable when borne of necessity. If you were stranded on a deserted island and had to resort to cannibalizing your dead, that would be morally justifiable even though cannibalism is wrong under ordinary circumstances. Same logic applies here.
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    • As it should be
      Skrunky 23 sep
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    • Snakes only bite something if they see it as prey or if they see it as a threat. In this case, I'm guessing the former.
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    • Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha comedy
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    • How do u even get bit like that???
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    • Just pee on it
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    • “I ordered a half vAgen Pizza, half meat and Cheese.”... “NOOO! It’s pronounced VEGAN!!! And you can’t be Both!”
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    • Get fucked, vegans
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    • Gottem
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    • Most vaccines too.
      Xathynon 23 sep
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    • Do vegans swallow when they give blowjobs (if they aren’t lesbian too) or not because of their beliefs in pro life and no animal products
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    • Oh, shit, imma use this in the future bro!! Thanks!
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    • I thought that said virgin atfirst and was very confused
      Smsfl420 23 sep
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    • I mean he got bit in the head so I’m pretty sure he’s not gonna make it
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    • I wonder if vegans actually would try to defend this
      _Tyr_ 23 sep
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    • Fuck vegans
      basticus 26 sep
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    • Good
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    • Antivenin? Ha
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    • Oh, you're anti-vax? Sorry. :/
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    • Being vegan is choosing not to spend your money to fund cruel factory farms. I honestly expected people in the comments to realize how dumb this post is. Like: dur, can’t use oil in your car because it came from dinosaurs.
      nk361 24 sep
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    • Im a big fan of snakes as my pf name implies, one of my hobbies is going hiking to catch rattlesnakes and copperheads. Did you know that one snake bite can require as much as 20-30 vials of antivenin? And each vile can cost thousands, some are $20,000 a vial. I hope I never get bit again.
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    • i sent this to a vegan
      PvPqnda 24 sep
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    • Yes!!! We have found our secret weapon
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    • No it’s spelt right, just a different way of spelling it
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    • Vegans and vegetarians alike don't eat meat because it is completely possible to live healthily and happily without it. They believe that, if possible, it is morally good to refrain. When it comes to survival, i doubt there are many, if any, of them that would say it is preferable to starve or die.
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    • Oh I love this
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    • I think that’s fair. Just respecting vegan wishes.
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    • They would be in too much pain and or dying for them to ever know that.
      Legoshi08 23 sep
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    • You know I’m not vegan but have you seen how they harvest horseshoes for their blood?
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    • Everyone who likes my-shut the fuck up
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    • Fuck snakes
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    • How tf am I supposed to read this
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    • Why are people so anti vegan?
      Cream314 23 sep
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    • Anti vegans are becoming more annoying than vegans
      Jugu 23 sep
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    • Guys. If you love your pets, why can't every animal feel that same kind of love too? Please do research on the food you buy and find out where it comes from and how it's sourced. Please don't support these big greedy companies. Not just with food but with everything.
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    • Is there a symbiote named antivenom ?
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    • That's fucking stupid
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    • Was there a point in human history where people were unable to eat meat due to our digestive enzymes or whatever, because I don’t think I’ve ever seen a monkey eat meat. Just curious.
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    • this is the worst level of anti vegan comedy I've ever seen. like normally it might be kinda funny but just stfu
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    • After 76 years you've finally come up with an obscure reason as to why veganism might be a bad idea in one very specific and unlikely circumstance. You have won the argument sir!
      SandraKei 23 sep
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    • Fuck off meat eaters! Maybe don’t provoke the snake in it’s natural habitat and leave animals alone and you won’t get bit!!!!
      Damoclis 24 sep
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    • Bro people are vegan because they don't need to eat meat to survive. But some people do and I don't think most vegans would be against that
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    • Oh no. I better stop being vegan. Smh
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    • Ok and? Vegans just dont want to eat meat cause they like animals or for health reasons so either way using it seems like the right move
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    • Lol my comment got deleted. You fucking mad mate?
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    • Cool
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    • antivenin
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    • It also costs $10,000
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    • Antivenin
      SauI 26 sep
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    • Not funny. Didn’t laugh.
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    • This is bait because antivenom is important for survival and eating meat 4 times a day every week isnt. I love steak but like eh maybe twice a week at most
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    • That's a boa you ain't fooling no one with that bitch
      JRatio 26 sep
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    • Tattoo ink is made from animal byproducts too. So next time you see a vegan with tats let them know!
      pppcccc 26 sep
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    • The snake that's biting him is nonvenomous. Just thought it was a funny detail.
      frogegey 26 sep
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    • All plants and animals were born from the stars. You gotta keep up on eating a variety of star material or else you lack some critical star juice and you will suffer. Be the star juice the stars want you to be
      BigJon 26 sep
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    • That shit is Cro-Fab-ulous!
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    • That's not a venomuse snake.... you tell that it's a constrictor by the shave of his head and neck.
      Naemira 26 sep
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    • Antivenin
      yep20 26 sep
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    • Who agrees that the age restrictions to be president should be 35-60 both these guys are in there 70s Joe Biden is 2 years form dying and trump isn't that far
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    • Most vegans say they don't mind eating meat if their life depended upon it
      RemSenpai 26 sep
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    • Check mate vegans
      DirtyRay 26 sep
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    • The snake biting the guys face is a capet python (harmless)
      lgraham1 26 sep
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    • All vegans would be dead instantly if they got ill
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    • Technically the same with vaccines.
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    • I’m glad to live in a place with only three venomous snakes, and they are all really rare. Anti -venom is expensive af.
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    • I know this isn't real because if they were a vegan they wouldn't have let the dr get a word in before they informed him
      TEUXD 26 sep
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    • It's funny how people think not eating meat makes them so much better and healthier then everyone I hope you realize your body is slowly eating itself to satisfy the lose of meat and when you're out of fat your brain is next and you can be in denial all you want but that's a fact
      MorkOrinm 25 sep
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    • Antivenin
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    • All I wanna know is how unlucky you have to be to get bit In the fucking face by a snake...
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    • milking snakes doesn't take from their babies or hurt them so it's vegan
      _finish_ 25 sep
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    • Good
      kolt45 25 sep
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    • Antivenom only works once
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    • We should make vegans print out on their license so when they are aboutta take a blood transfusion they'll be like "oh no wait we can't do this they're vegan" and then just toss them in the dumpster making their life full circle. Born in a dumpster die in a dumpster
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    • Venin
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    • It costs like 10k per dose and most people with venomous bites need anywhere from 5 to 20 of the things
      InfoNigga 25 sep
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    • Who cares
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    • Ha get fucked
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    • Try lettuce. See if that works
      CocoPufz 25 sep
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    • Need more vegan hate memes I love them
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    • Hey vegans quit eating all our fresh oxygen try a rock it's a solid type food
      wildeyinc 25 sep
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