BEST BOG BREED
LIKE IF APENZELL MOUNTAIR DOGS
Poll_man Poll_man
21 sep 2020
BEST BOG BREED LIKE IF APENZELL MOUNTAIR DOGS
When anyone mentions anything about the Royal Family
give shit
SparklingWiggles SparklingWiggles
10 mar
When anyone mentions anything about the Royal Family give shit
Me: bro stop, I don't wanna pLAY
My dog:
LolaBit LolaBit
16 jun
Me: bro stop, I don't wanna pLAY My dog:
Why are you jumping?
lam making milkshake
ThePunisher4 ThePunisher4
24 sep 2020
Why are you jumping? lam making milkshake
Weighing myself after having COVID like
DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE OTHER FOOLS WERE DOING, BUT LOST FOUR POUNDS.
akoch akoch
15 dec 2020
Weighing myself after having COVID like DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE OTHER FOOLS WERE DOING, BUT LOST FOUR POUNDS.
Me watching my infant son put the electrical cord in him mouth
Me watching my infant son put the electrical cord in him mouth
When your cat be actin up across the room
Bathe Bathe
24 sep 2020
When your cat be actin up across the room
name something better than Logan and
Jake Paul, i bet you can't
@finah
death
WalmartEef WalmartEef
18 may
name something better than Logan and Jake Paul, i bet you can't @finah death
I hate it when
hate it when i'm studying and a velociraptor
i hate it when my dog
RR melts
ihate it when jesus rides dinosaurs
I hate it when hate it when i'm studying and a velociraptor i hate it when my dog RR melts ihate it when jesus rides dinosaurs
Brian Blickenstaff
My wife got this thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws temper tantrums and the only way to make her stop is to break out the cat bag and let her ride in it.
AM 25 Sep 20 - TweetDeck
PsiloDragon PsiloDragon
28 sep 2020
Brian Blickenstaff My wife got this thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws temper tantrums and the only way to make her stop is to break out the cat bag and let her ride in it. AM 25 Sep 20 - TweetDeck
Me: *tries to scold my cat for misbehaving*
My cat:
me,
you
imabigdumbass imabigdumbass
8 jan 2021
Me: *tries to scold my cat for misbehaving* My cat: me, you
Me looking for the right song so I can carry on cleaning
AFloridian AFloridian
22 apr
Me looking for the right song so I can carry on cleaning
Army Doctor: Okay, just do this
short obstacle course for me
1960s soldier who's just been dosed with 5000 hits of acid:
Lay
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
5 dec 2020
Army Doctor: Okay, just do this short obstacle course for me 1960s soldier who's just been dosed with 5000 hits of acid: Lay
Texas man borrowed BMW from a dealership, robbed a bank, then returned to buy the car with the stolen money
Lubbock County Detention Center
Texas Man Who Used Car Dealer Loaner Car To
Rob Bank Sentenced To Twenty Years In Prison
Texas man borrowed BMW from a dealership, robbed a bank, then returned to buy the car with t...
Clarysmh
15 mar
Texas man borrowed BMW from a dealership, robbed a bank, then returned to buy the car with the stolen money Lubbock County Detention Center Texas Man Who Used Car Dealer Loaner Car To Rob Bank Sentenced To Twenty Years In Prison Texas man borrowed BMW from a dealership, robbed a bank, then returned to buy the car with t...
Costco food courts have sold the hot dog and soda combo for without changing its price since 1985 when it was first introduced.
When the company president complained about losing money, CEO Jim Sinegal famously said,
"If you raise the [price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you."
Heroes_vamp Heroes_vamp
29 sep 2020
Costco food courts have sold the hot dog and soda combo for without changing its price since 1985 when it was first introduced. When the company president complained about losing money, CEO Jim Sinegal famously said, "If you raise the [price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you."
HOW SHE LOOKED WHEN YOU FELL FOR HER
HOW SHE LooKeD
YOU pISCOVERED HE ToxiciTy LEVELS
Carbon_Based_Lifeform Carbon_Based_Lifeform
21 dec 2020
HOW SHE LOOKED WHEN YOU FELL FOR HER HOW SHE LooKeD YOU pISCOVERED HE ToxiciTy LEVELS
GONNA
FOR LINK TO ROORLE
quiet_okbuddyostrich quiet_okbuddyostrich
1 oct 2020
GONNA FOR LINK TO ROORLE
"OMG. can't believe your dog just does whatever you tell it to, Susie. You must be a dog whisperer!"
TRAINING
NahBruh11 NahBruh11
23 sep 2020
"OMG. can't believe your dog just does whatever you tell it to, Susie. You must be a dog whisperer!" TRAINING
Sarah
During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled
THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.
yoden22 yoden22
24 sep 2020
Sarah During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.