• >Be me
>get sohd-Lookmg job m mvd twentues
>manage a smau company
>Thvs hat chvck works wvth me
>She’s a babe, but Dlher than lacks she vs worthless
>Almost never works
>Complains about everything
>Stupvd as hem, I‘m surprised she knows how to read
» have to harass her every day so she'll do her ]Ob
>Now [here's [ms omer gm
>Smells like an aquarvum
>Hamer than me
>0n a scale oÍ 10 I'd rate her a femimst
>But she 15 a genius
>She can fix almost any problem if she puts her mind
tº it
>Works numbers out m her head In Seconds
>But mus other guy...
>Dude vs stoned out of hvs mmd 24/7
>Comes to Work stoned
>Smokes dmlng wovk
>Probably smokes at home
>Dude probably hasn‘t been sober smce he turned wo
>Wears the same clothes every day
>thal’s not all
>The dude lakes ms dog everywhere
>\nsvsts that he cannot work without him
>that dog ls Stoned 24/7 Just Like thvs guy
>! swear ms dog mes Lalkmg sometimes
>He‘s a good guy, but the only way to get him to work
is to give him and the dog some food
>50 \ dnve them around in my van and we solve -
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