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It had been a long day yraining in the sun- in the
summer- in Georgia, and after a 30-second cold
shower and changing into PTS, it was time to march to
supper chow. PVT J. was standing in the front rank of
formation, and decided it was a good idea to scratch
his nuts right after SDS S. came out, and we all called
SDS found this both amusing and infuriating. He
proceeded to ask PVT J. (loudly) if he was a "tickle-me
PVT replied that no, he was not.
SDS informed PVT J. that in that case, he was never to
”tickle" himself in formation again, "or I will kick you in
your left nipple so hard, that your right butt cheek will
We all stood breathlessly awaiting the "half-right.
face!“ But it never came. Luckily for us, SDS must
have had amusement enough.