Attempted to take a cute picture of me and my dog. This was the result
shaundenee shaundenee
4 nov 2020
Attempted to take a cute picture of me and my dog. This was the result
P.E. Coach: you need to get fitter. The coach:
QTchan69 QTchan69
1 may
P.E. Coach: you need to get fitter. The coach:
The New Crazy Cat Lady Look
sunny_mount_peekv2 sunny_mount_peekv2
13 mar
The New Crazy Cat Lady Look
there's a fukin pillow pet outside
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thatboymoff thatboymoff
23 apr
there's a fukin pillow pet outside ry SS. Soy 'al as
Men's nodding
Hey, man, what's up?
UP NOD
Hey, I need to
talk to you
MAN'S RIGHT NOD
Yo, man, check this girl out!
MAN'S LEFT NOD
DOWN NOD
Greetings sir. You have my respect
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
13 apr
Men's nodding Hey, man, what's up? UP NOD Hey, I need to talk to you MAN'S RIGHT NOD Yo, man, check this girl out! MAN'S LEFT NOD DOWN NOD Greetings sir. You have my respect
pangur-and-grim:
I'm so awful, like I have a fairytale beautiful cat who looks like this
and yet I twist myself in knots trying to take the most evil unflattering photos possible
Pangur I am sorry
BasicAndPoliticalComedy
24 sep 2020
pangur-and-grim: I'm so awful, like I have a fairytale beautiful cat who looks like this and yet I twist myself in knots trying to take the most evil unflattering photos possible Pangur I am sorry
when you google one question and find a quizlet for the whole test
TheChosenOnez TheChosenOnez
27 jan
when you google one question and find a quizlet for the whole test
When you hurt yourself and
someone tells you it didn't hurt that much
YOU Underestimate my ow
_Galaxy _Galaxy
28 sep 2020
When you hurt yourself and someone tells you it didn't hurt that much YOU Underestimate my ow
When you don't swallow the medicine pill the first time and it starts dissolving in your mouth
LeftHandSpanky LeftHandSpanky
22 sep 2020
When you don't swallow the medicine pill the first time and it starts dissolving in your mouth
Parents: It's not that hot, just eat
The food:
trendyice25832 trendyice25832
14 dec 2020
Parents: It's not that hot, just eat The food:
Lactose intolerant people when they realise they live in the milky way
(SCREAMING)
StolenMemes69 StolenMemes69
1 dec 2020
Lactose intolerant people when they realise they live in the milky way (SCREAMING)
Her: You wanna go upstairs?
Me: Sure...
Her: Do you have protection?
Me: W-why, what's up there?
ag
2old2meme 2old2meme
15 nov 2020
Her: You wanna go upstairs? Me: Sure... Her: Do you have protection? Me: W-why, what's up there? ag
HAVE THREE OPENINGS
~ TKNOW
HAVE THREE OPENINGS ~ TKNOW
He fell asleep waiting for me to finish working.
He fell asleep waiting for me to finish working.
ANIMALS
Kids Leave Puppy To Die After
Covering It With Industrial Glue,
However It Refuses To Give Up
*Ignites lightsaber with malicious intent*
Camarath Camarath
26 sep 2020
ANIMALS Kids Leave Puppy To Die After Covering It With Industrial Glue, However It Refuses To Give Up *Ignites lightsaber with malicious intent*
The Doctor: "Who is she?"
Kazran: "Nobody important."
"Not important? Blimey. That's amazing.
You know in 900 years in Time and Space,
I've never met someone who wasn't important before."
reed
Theultimatefandom Theultimatefandom
21 sep 2020
The Doctor: "Who is she?" Kazran: "Nobody important." "Not important? Blimey. That's amazing. You know in 900 years in Time and Space, I've never met someone who wasn't important before." reed
Me: "hello sir, 'm your nurse"
My dementia patient:
is
@codebluememes
Yo
FUCKING WANT ONE?
IWannaKanoonMyselfB IWannaKanoonMyselfB
16 sep 2020
Me: "hello sir, 'm your nurse" My dementia patient: is @codebluememes Yo FUCKING WANT ONE?
My dogs birthday was September Sth can
you guys all wish Charlie a happy birthday
Amacc Amacc
25 sep 2020
My dogs birthday was September Sth can you guys all wish Charlie a happy birthday
The key to winning at pool is
Being able to focus on the balls
ruddy_snarkynerdist ruddy_snarkynerdist
23 oct 2020
The key to winning at pool is Being able to focus on the balls