• Accidentally bumped into a liberal earlier
with my shoulder and he started to cry
and curled into a ball
he told me
afterwards he felt weak and cranky due
to running out of soymilk the night prior
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    • Don’t think this even happened dude.
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    • Hey pat you mind pumping out one of the iconic family guy conversation text posts? Y’know, just in memory of Cleveland and all
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    • yeah i get really upset when my mom refuses to buy me soy milk, shes toxic and thats problematic
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    • Accidentally bumped into a cute woman and I kissed her and held her hand and cuddled with her. This is true.
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    • He thinks he monarchtrump😪
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    • Can’t blame him - He was not himself
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    • They're like diabetics where if they dont get enough soy in their system throughout the day they get cranky and angwy
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    • Crazy shit
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    • This was my experience in San Francisco, except the reason I bumped into him was because I had slipped on some shit on the sidewalk
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    • Why would you speak to it afterwards?
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    • You guys forget fatpat did these kind of textposts years before monarchtrump did, albeit he used ifunny accounts as characters
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    • If you rub their earlobe it calms them down
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    • Was his name Dylan
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