a lava moat
kl
Perks of owning - Perks of owning a lava moat
Roprot Roprot
24 jun 2020
a lava moat kl Perks of owning - Perks of owning a lava moat
FaRt_FaCe FaRt_FaCe
25 sep 2020
© Based on: cheekscrush
this dog went to Harvard Surveillance recorded the entire process. will be here before left
Me making eye contact with my dog who's trying to sleep in her crate while my mom, who's high on her sleep meds, tries to get my dog's attention
I'm sorry, little one.
Pathless Pathless
24 sep 2020
Me making eye contact with my dog who's trying to sleep in her crate while my mom, who's high on her sleep meds, tries to get my dog's attention I'm sorry, little one.
When you stub your toe at a rich person's house
@hennydemiks
back
When you stub your toe at a rich person's house @hennydemiks back
It's sweater season time.
Hope they still fit after quarantine
mealyjust mealyjust
29 oct 2020
It's sweater season time. Hope they still fit after quarantine
NOT KNOWING THE TRUTH DOESN'T MAKE YOU IGNORANT
HOT TO
KNOW THE TRUTH IS WHAT MAKES YOU IGNORANT
DickHoits DickHoits
16 oct 2020
NOT KNOWING THE TRUTH DOESN'T MAKE YOU IGNORANT HOT TO KNOW THE TRUTH IS WHAT MAKES YOU IGNORANT
Alternative girls and their nerdy gamer boyfriends
QueenSunflower QueenSunflower
5 dec 2020
Alternative girls and their nerdy gamer boyfriends
Paul Bettany reveals Vision has a
SS
Culture Crave ff) @Culture...
purple penis that can change density
comedycentral
82
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Paul Bettany reveals Vision has a SS Culture Crave ff) @Culture... purple penis that can change density comedycentral 82 82 T) 223 595
"The worst she could say is no"
Her:
Judge Judy: If you were thea trophy at the end of my race,
I would walk backwards.
redhead_2020 redhead_2020
25 may
"The worst she could say is no" Her: Judge Judy: If you were thea trophy at the end of my race, I would walk backwards.
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito
whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding
Lowrider Lowrider
3 jan 2021
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding
*3 sec after locking my car*
Me: did i lock my car?
My brain:
al
*3 sec after locking my car* Me: did i lock my car? My brain: al
as a child*
Padme:
Se...
JuicyJuicy JuicyJuicy
26 sep 2020
as a child* Padme: Se...
When you swallow too much air while swimming and blast out an Aerophagia burp.
ty
DarthBoner DarthBoner
6 may
When you swallow too much air while swimming and blast out an Aerophagia burp. ty
When you're ready to travel, but not ready to get dressed yet.
When you're ready to travel, but not ready to get dressed yet.
New York Post 17 hrs
ARIZONA
Atta boy! Arizona police dog sniffs out stash of meth in car
shares
queenfox18 queenfox18
23 sep 2020
New York Post 17 hrs ARIZONA Atta boy! Arizona police dog sniffs out stash of meth in car shares
I just want someone to love me as much as this dog loves his brick.
SpareParts SpareParts
25 sep 2020
I just want someone to love me as much as this dog loves his brick.
Do you guys know how Brits say
"Bend over"?
Bottoms up.
lean_consumeshorts lean_consumeshorts
24 apr
Do you guys know how Brits say "Bend over"? Bottoms up.
My brain: stop this project and start a new project
Me: Why?
My brain:
I said new projec'
Va. 4
neglectedrHumor97 neglectedrHumor97
29 dec 2020
My brain: stop this project and start a new project Me: Why? My brain: I said new projec' Va. 4
chromosome_dealer chromosome_dealer
23 sep 2020
yo where the fuck my rtrain ene ann