• A genie grants you
one wish
Like if youd get rid
ofcancer
Repub for a
new boat!
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    • I mean my friend got cancer a while ago but... new boat...
      Croatball 13 may
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    • I lost a friend to cancer back in 2015, but bringing him back isn't an option, so boat.
      Lashmer 13 may
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    • I'd wish for everything that I say from whatever point on in time that the wish was granted to come true.
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    • Nah, Id wish for a full bottomless bottle of Panacea. Pour into other pill bottles, sell for a reasonable price. Eliminate the pharmaceutical industry. Become a billionaire
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    • I'd wish for a cure for cancer. Then sell it to people. Get a boat after.
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    • Yeah I'd probably use it to satisfy my desires for power. For example wishing for the ability to make my dreams/imagination a reality. This will cover every possible desire.
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    • I'd wish for anime titties
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    • My dog has cancer... so yea
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    • I comment for death
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    • Doesn't say what kind of boat, but I want a fully armed man o' war.
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    • Save others money and lives or sell get money myself 🤔
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    • The choice is pretty obvious. I already have a boat so two boats would be even better :)
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    • I don’t really need a boat, cure for cancer it is
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    • I'll say "this is one wish, both"
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    • Boats are pretty nice...
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    • Do both for iron ore
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    • I live in Colorado tf am I gonna do with a boat? I don’t fucking know, but I’m taking it anyways!
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    • I’d wish for the power to alter reality as I see fit with no repercussions or consequences
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    • Niether
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    • Well i did just get a new rod and a couple of cold ones
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    • PupperBlitzkrieg haha cancer
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    • What kind of boat?
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    • I’m not gonna get rid of cancer I’m gonna ask for the cure then I’m going to duplicate it and sell it making more money and then I’ll buy a yacht
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    • Curing cancer is temporary. Brewskies on the boat are forever
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    • I'd like to get rid of my mom's brain tumor
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    • Gotta get that fishing spot fully geared
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    • Commenting for the destruction of israel
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    • Liked just in case i do get cancer, cuz i can always get a boat
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    • Guys ioquat probably had cancer that we don't know about, but a new boat is something we would know about...
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    • Why doesn’t one person wish for a new boat and to get rid of cancer! It’s a win win (except for the cancer part)
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    • One wish each?
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    • Ignore to become a kinky well hung black dudes’ permanent sex slave.
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    • Get a fucking massive boat for me and my friends.
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    • We only need one like. The rest of you can get boats. Retards
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    • Wish for infinite wishes
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    • Can I saw the boat in half?
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    • Cure for cancer hidden inside a brand new boat
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    • Remember all the legends we lost to cancer?
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    • Wait is it any boy of my choice?
      An1R a month
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    • Id upgrade my pc
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    • Gimme a friend
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    • This is a psychological game that you’ve created.
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    • I'd wish for more wishes then get both
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    • Hm, if I could market the cure for cancer then I could purchase many boats.... no... too much work, I choose new boat.
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    • I don't even have cancer! Easy answer!
      Foundation a month
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    • Get me a new boat and then some hoes
      Forlore a month
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    • What about... 2 boats
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    • Oh god this is hard
      SicilyBall a month
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    • Can I ask for a cancer curing boat
      Anastacia a month
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    • Comment to make dumb and dumber disappear for their crimes against storytelling.
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    • Bring back loser
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    • I'll wish for a new boat, but it'll be the perfect boat, unlike any other in the world, which means that it'll have the formula for the cancer cure on-board. ;)
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    • I’ll wish for a gel pen
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    • I would wish that Khanh would send feet pics 🤔
      Heval a month
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    • Why would I cure cancer when it’s meant to allow only the strong to survive
      45Auto a month
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    • Disappointed in all you niggas who didn’t repub
      ASIANloser a month
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    • boat
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    • time for boat
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    • Make a wish
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    • Imma go with cancer only cuz imma get it in like 20 years
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    • Id actually wish for infinite wishes so that i can wish for thousands of different boats
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    • i wish it was no longer gay for my homie to suck my dick
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    • Well that's not really a wish that's telling me what I can choose
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    • We're here for a good time not a long time
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    • Neither.
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    • I'd wish for me to have reality warping as a super power and give the bitch a normal life... Cure cancer in children only and get a spaceboat within the first ten minutes the rest takes too long to type...
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    • Does it come with a trailerto tow it around?
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    • Getting rid of cancer means more people to noscope
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    • I would get the girl I’ve been in love with for 3 years
      Juju 14 may
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    • Curing cancer would put thousands out of their jobs and they would probably come to kill me so boat
      Keezer 14 may
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    • Cyan post
      Bingk 14 may
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    • Hmmm cure cancer or fishing with the boys, I mean fishing with the boys definitely takes priority here.
      Dogtism 14 may
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    • This would be awesome! I have cancer and am really fighting hard to beat this! I can’t wait to get on that boat and crash it and die at sea :)
      Truniggy 14 may
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    • I mean im sitting in the hospital to get rid of my cancer. So definitely getting a boat.
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    • The fact that there are more likes than repubs gos to show how fucked humanity is
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    • I wish for all of humanity to never gain any illness that has inflicted them or will inflict them.
      yoyo222 14 may
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    • MFW I see this post again and can’t repub again ☹️
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    • Holly shit everyone in here has had cancer or something... boat
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    • Can I wish for cancer shaped like a boat?
      Sunlefto 14 may
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    • My mom has had cancer and it fucking scared me shitless. It runs in our family too, so I'm likely to get it
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    • I already had cancer.... My boat is gonna be awesome!
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    • All types of cancer, everywhere in the world, or a multi-million dollar, eco-efficient alternative to shipping boats...
      BigMoskau 14 may
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    • I’d wish I enter heaven (a big lake with unlimited bait and fish)
      Vulky 14 may
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    • If Genies give only 3 wishes, then I’m gonna have to find somewhere to put my 3 boats. 😎
      CIanker 14 may
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    • Everyone poops out of their penis
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    • I want my spine back
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    • I’d wish for infinite wishes
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    • 188 goofballs (haha they so silly)
      Preyas_ 14 may
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    • i live right by the water and i got my boating license last year and ive been wanting a boat for so long
      peed 14 may
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    • Cancer is good bc it kills the weak
      45Auto 14 may
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    • More wishes!!
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    • I wish for three wishes... Boat. Off roader. Tackle box...
      murloc 14 may
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    • Nah I’d wish to have the ability to alter reality so then I could get a boat AND a beer.
      iPershing 14 may
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