A conversation i had last year with my fiance's uncle Ren...
Me: oh my god....my son is four
Me: that's one more year till he's ﬁve. And that's half way to
ten! That's almost an adult!! I feel so old!
Ren: yeah, that's what happens.
Me: *Iooks at him with straight face* you must feel terrible
(he's in his 305)