A young Arkie goes off to college.
Half way through the semester,
having foolishly squandered all of
his money on his girlfriend. he calls home.
"Dad? he says,
"You won't believe what modern
education is developing!
They actually have a program here
at Hendrix that will teach our dog.
Ole' Blue how to talk!"
"That‘s amazing? his Dad says.
"How do I get Ole”
Blue in that program?“
'ilust send him over here with $1,000"
the young Arkie says
"and I'll get him in the course?
So, his Father sends the doy and 51,000.
About two-thirds of the way through the
semester. the money again runs out.
The boy calls home.
"So how's Ole” Blue doing son?"
his Father asks.
“Awesome. Dad. he's talking up a storm?
he "but youjust won't believe this.