• A 700 pound gorilla drags a child through
his pen. The first responders in the zoo
realize that a tranquilizer will only anger
the gorilla as the tranquilizer will require
time before knocking the gorilla
unconsious. Because of this, they take
the necessary action, and kill the gorilla,
who at any moment could've ripped the
child limb from limb.
Regardless of it being the
parents fault, if you would've
rather had them leave the
gorilla to decide the fate of a
human child, you are a
cancer on this world and
show the degeneracy of the
mankind.
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    • Thank fuck someone said this
      thanosdrink 1 jun 2016
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    • Survival of the fittest my dude
      rubbertooe 1 jun 2016
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    • See now this is the problem in this country. Everyone wants to treat children as if what they do has no consequences. How else is he going to learn?
      rpaitse 1 jun 2016
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    • Absolutely agree.. some people really are only alive bc it's illegal to shoot them
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    • Gorillas have a natural reaction to protect all primate children, so long as the child does not throw a fit. If the child were to stay calm, the gorilla would have acted as a parent towards the child. This would have allowed the child to walk away as a baby gorilla, into the arms of authorities.
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    • Natural selection.
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    • The gorilla weighed more like 400+ but yeah I agree
      toolad 1 jun 2016
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