• my strangest legacy -
in high school, for one
reason or another (I can't remember) my
friends and I wrote "34 days until March 2nd”
on the whiteboard in the drama classroom, It
was completely arbitrary but we kept it it up,
"30 days until March 2nd" "23 days until
March 2nd" etc. It spread around enough that
the entire school is buzzing about what is going
to happen on March 2nd. We figure we should
think of something and decide to bring in cake.
There were about 13 of us in total committed to
bringing a cake. On March 2nd, during 3rd
period lunch we all entered the cafeteria in a
line (the parade of the cakes) and laid them
out--a grand cake buffet for everyone in that
lunch period. We did it the next year. And after
we graduated it kept going.
This past March 2nd was the 9th year they've
done it. It's become a school sponsored event.
There are t-shirts for this thing every year.
March 2nd is cake day. I am a god. - chore
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    • A senior named Rosa really wanted to go to Disneyland for her class trip, but no teacher had the time to do the 30 page packet for entry approval. So, she got all the paperwork together, filled it all out, briefed the board of teacher assigned to the event planning, then got our school to Disneyland
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    • Theres an update to that story
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    • Nowadays they’d shut down because they’d think it was a bomb threat
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    • March 2nd is my birthday so I'm just going to assume y'all are celebrating with me.
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    • I bet if I tried to put “30 days until March 2nd” on the board, someone would think it was a shooting threat.
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    • I hate “too long didn’t read” ass niggas that haven’t touched a book since that green eggs and ham picture book from 2nd grade
      Bazaart 29 may
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    • I definitely would not have come to school that day and this would have missed out on the cake
      Sefrius 29 may
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    • Nowadays they'd think it would be a shooting
      yurrrp 29 may
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    • Retarded school nowadays would thing it was a threat and shut the school down
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    • I am extremely disappointed that TC isn't "the cake is a lie"
      Oniibaru 29 may
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    • LET THEM EAT CAKE
      FoxDrunk 28 may
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    • “Mama, would you tell the story of the 13 cake gods just one more time before bed?”
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    • No a days they would think it’s a countdown to a school shooting smh
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    • Prove it and give us the name of the high school. You don’t go there anymore so it shouldn’t matter, coward.
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    • It’s legit.
      _Paul 28 may
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    • Oh I get it, because tradition is just pure pressure from dead people
      methric 28 may
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    • My legacy is that one day my friends and I stuck a gob of mayonnaise onto the back of a pickle chip and threw it onto the cafeteria window and it sat there until it decomposed and left a greasy streak on the glass
      jkiser618 28 may
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    • My high school had a lot of strange traditions, most of them (I hear from my brother) have been shut down now bc the school got a new administration but I’ll recount the best ones. The first one was that during the first month of school after summer, we’d all go on a school funded camp to get to kno
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    • Traditions are just peer pressure from dead people
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    • My school would’ve arrested them for threatening the school
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    • Today if someone wrote x days until x date then everyone would think that someone’s going to shoot the place up
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    • Thought this story would end with swat arresting them cause someone thought 30 days was 30 days till revenge 😂
      Rex3577 28 may
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    • I thought he was gonna shoot the place up
      JakSnuggs 28 may
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    • These days it’d be considered a shooting threat
      TBestIG 28 may
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    • Shoulda went for 3.14 pie day
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    • I faked a school sponsored senior skip day so that way all of my class mates would leave so I wouldn't have to give a presentation in front of them. It worked so well that no one traced it back to me and I got to email my teacher the presentation
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    • If it’s true that’s actually really cool
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    • Thought school was gonna go on lock down. “Where are the guns”?!? Kids: its just cake(crying) Cops and full swat in riot gear: (smashes cakes not giving to fucks)
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    • Shoulda played Pumped up Kicks over the intercom
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    • Similar thing happened at my school but the kid got expelled because rumor was the surprise was him bringing a gun to school
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    • Awwww y'all were celebrating my birthday and didnt even know it. Thanks for the cakesssss!😎😉😁
      Sampw 30 may
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    • Sad thing is, now if you do that people with think it’s a countdown to a shooting or bombing.
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    • March 2nd's my birthday and i wish that happened atleast it'd feel like my birthday, my friends forgot about my birthday this year and only remembered when they said it was some girl they didnt like's birthday and then they were like "oh wait it's your birthday isnt it?"
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    • Yeah well in our school some dumbass thought itd be a good idea to throw wet napkins at the ceiling cafateria. (Over and over repeatedly) Now we dont get napkins. We use the brown papertowels that absorb fuck all and just pushes liquid off the table.
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    • My 6th grade class was full of wannabe thugs and gangstas who by the end of the year had 9 different teachers quit... one kid lit a desk on fire... they picked on one teacher so bad, he had a mental breakdown
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    • Somehow I don’t believe this. I feel like if a school had this written on its board it would assume a shooting.
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    • My brother's friend posted on Instagram a countdown to an arbitrary day and said he would bring in a "surprise". he was going to bring in cupcakes for his homeroom but had the cops called on him a few days before cause someone thought he was gonna shoot up the school
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    • tRaDiTiOn Is JuSt PeEr PrEsSuRe By DeAd PeOpLe
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    • Once a mail cheer leader hit a pan with a wooden spoon during the home coming pep rally at my high school. 20 years later, on homecoming day seniors bring pots and wooden spoons to beat to the same beat he played. They do this all day. And it’s evolved. People now bring giant tin trash cans
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    • The scariest thing is if you do that now people freak the flying fuck out and think you're going to fun everyone down. Kinda sucks when innocent fun isn't believed anymore
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    • If that happened today then there would be a whole investigation and it would be seen as a threat, like that school that closed on December 7th because someone wrote the smash bros symbol and Dec 7th on a board.
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    • No one's gonna talk about how they had 3rd period lunch?
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    • I read this all sweet then towards the end I changed voice "I AM A GOD"
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    • You’re lucky no one thought it was a school shooting count down 😂
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    • They would think it's a date for a school shooting at my school
      ImJustRem 28 may
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    • I once jerked it in my high school's bathroom and didn't get caught
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    • Seeing how this will get lost in the comments, I forgot that cheeseburger was quite literally a word. I was ready to believe beesechurger was a word before cheeseburger
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    • Just screw everyone in the first 2 lunch periods
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    • Are all traditions just the result of someone meaninglessly dicking around, but in a way that everyone else just took way too seriously?
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    • Me and my friends would play basketball during lunch. The hoop that we would always play on had a net that was getting really bad so finally we just replaced it with American color flag net and a couple weeks later every single hoop had an American flag net on it and it still like that till this day
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    • This senior was fed up with my school’s no hoody rule and one day in a fit of rage he told me listen you need to make this school’s life miserable and for the last week wear ramen noodle hoodie since ur the only sophomore i like im passing it down to you, so I did it with 1 friend and passed it down
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    • if that happened today they’d think they were planning a shooting and swat would show up lol
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    • Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people
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    • The only tradition at my school is the bathroom gets lit on fire every year lmao
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    • My birthday is March 2nd, statistically I share it with 5.2 million people. Whose on ifunny to share it with?!
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    • That’s actually my birthday, but more importantly it’s Dr. Seuss’s birthday
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    • I ran for class president on the premise of brinhing my fellow students a singular day and time when we could join together in a chorus of obscenities without fear of punishment for our foul words. I won but was banned from doing morning announcements
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    • I tried something like this and wrote a date on a desk but I got interrogated by the police and suspended because they thought i was hinting at the date I was planning on shooting up the school
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    • Our legacy was one of our classmates boinked the band teacher and another killed a junior.
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    • Tradition is peer pressure from dead people
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    • Youd get arrested these days
      Tiberus 28 may
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    • I had a crush but didn’t want anyone knowing who it was (only close friends) so I nicknamed him after my favorite color and animal and only referred to him as such (blue squirrel). After that all the gals did it and soon my school was buzzing with colorful animal names and all the guys were confused
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    • Hey, March 2nd is my birthday!
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    • nowdays people would think that someone was going to shoot the school when you wrote it in the board ;-;
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    • Traditions are peer pressure from dead people
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    • My class legacy is that we’re the reason 8th graders can’t do the dinner cruise on the Washington DC trip anymore for our school. You’d be surprised how many 8th graders can get rowdy and sneak in alcohol and end up twerking on each other at 8pm. Happened 10 years ago lmao
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    • You see that’s cool and all but you do that in my school and by the time the board says 5 days till the 2nd the whole swat would be in my school thinking the school bouta go boom
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    • Fuck yeah that’s my birthday
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    • No, March 2nd is my birthday.
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    • My birthday is March 2nd wish I went to that school I would feel better about myself 😂
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    • This is why traditions are good. Fuck that other post.
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    • Nowadays, doing something like this gets you reported for threats to shoot up the school
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    • Nowadays theyd arrest you and try to say you were making a threat.
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    • How have they hosted it 9 times when it's fallen on a weekend this year, in 2014, and in 2013?
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    • Remember when I told you all that gogeta was stronger than vegetto and you all thought I was wrong? Well told ya so. Retards
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    • I’m responsible for my school not allowing senior quotes
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    • And then everybody clapped their dummy thicc thighs in appreciation
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    • And people wonder how religion got started.
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    • This man is a god of many
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    • Not much of a legacy but one time due to a drawn out inside joke, I made Vista print business cards that read as "slutty buddy platinum membership" cards and made them look legit af. I was selectively handing them out and it came to the point where everyone in my school wanted them. I threw a...
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    • March second is my birthday.. thanks for not inviting me
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    • The school probably thought it was a countdown to the day someone shot up the school
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    • Can't do that now they think it's a shooting threat
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    • If you did that today the cops would be called thinking your going to shoot up the school or something
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    • I was expecting a much darker story lol
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