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    • “Turned down the TV to taste my Mac n cheese” damn how high were you😆
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    • You just lost the game
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    • Like if you’ve never been high
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    • I unwrapped a granola bar and threw the bar away instead of the wrapper
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    • Wasn’t me but my friend was standing on the stairs for two minutes straight thinking it was an escalator
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    • i spent 15 minutes using the flashlight on my phone... to look for my phone
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    • Was riding a bike, but lost the ability to turn. Every time I came to a turn, I had to get off the bike, turn it, get on, and keep going straight. I tried to turn once... the bike turned, but my body didn’t, and I ate shit.
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    • these people exaggerating how being high is
      pkirby3 12 mar
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    • Mowed my lawn for like an hour, forgot to turn on the blades
      YungDirty 12 mar
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    • I put the cereal box in the fridge and tried to put the milk in the cabinet, it took me 5 minutes to realize why it wouldn't fit. I wasn't even on anything.
      TheSeal 12 mar
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    • So high once thought I spilled a bottle of water in my bed, got up groped for a towel and dried everything- when I woke up the next day I found the water bottle next to me unopened.
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    • I tried to clean up water with a wet paper towel
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    • I was at the stop sign waiting for it to turn green
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    • was watching Black Hawk Down and was in the middle of a battle scene so i army crawled to get my pretzels.
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    • I made cereal and thought it had to cool off before I ate it loll
      unknown90 11 mar
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    • Tried to stand up when I was already standing up
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    • Being high really doesn't do THAT much to your brain. If you really do this stupid shit when you're high, you're actually just stupid in general.
      poisonxo 11 mar
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    • Stories like these are funny. Just be cautious when cooking while intoxicated. You dont wanna forget and burn your house down.
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    • "Weeds healthy"-these retards
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    • One time i was so high my friends and i wanted to play just dance but we didn’t wanna turn on the wii so we went on YouTube googled just dance game play and started dancing using the wii remotes my friend got mad cause he was “losing”
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    • One time I rolled over on my phone when I was taking a nap and I thought it cut my stomach open. All I did was roll over and think, "I'll deal with it later."
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    • I do all of this sober
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    • Not necessarily me but my sisters told me they were going to the store. Well like 20 minutes later I'm leaving and see them in the car and ask what they're doing just chilling. They hadn't left yet, they got in the car, started laughing and couldn't leave cause they were too high. The store was --->
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    • Banime 11 mar
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    • This one time I was so sober I arrested a bunch of potheads because I’m a cop and it’s still illegal in my state
      Kyle737 11 mar
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    • I once started to pack and leave for school. It was 7:30 pm and I thought it was am. I was confused but went along with it. I actually drove all the way to campus just to realize it was dark
      NotSoFun 11 mar
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    • My friend one time got so high his smart watch thought he was sleeping because his heart rate dropped so far below his average
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    • I got so high once that i thought it was a good idea to install this app
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    • Drove around and parked to drop a homie off at home stopped in front of her house didnt speak for a solid 5 minutes i thought we were still driving
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    • I watched a 5 hour Livestream, forgot that I watched it then watched it all over again
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    • Tried to microwave a hot pocket. Used my phone to time it instead of actually using the microwave. Tried to eat a frozen solid hot pocket after 2 minutes of it just sitting in the microwave on a paper towel. Cried because I thought I broke the microwave
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    • I got too high and turned on my garbage disposal instead of my kitchen light at 1 am.
      SirDookie 12 mar
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    • I walked outside and took a nap in my driveway while listening to Pink Floyd
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    • I tried to open a popsicle with a can opener
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    • One time I put my clothes on inside out because I was too hot and thought the outside of the clothes would cool me down xD
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    • I cried about not having food when I had a bagel in front of me ( I don’t smoke that’s just normal)
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    • I forgot I put food in the microwave and each time I remembered it was cold again so I had to keep reheating it until I have up but it was rock hard from constantly doing that and I couldn’t eat it
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    • I got so fucking baked once i literally vegetized myself for a few hours, indica can fuck up plans if you're not careful
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    • Held a full conversation with my dog trying to get him to promise not to tell my parents
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    • Hid from a Domino's delivery man because I thought he was a cop 😅
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    • Ok if you think you were driving while you were parked, either you’re making that shit up or you’re a complete dumbass. Weed doesn’t make you that stupid and I’ve heard several stories like that on the internet
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    • Made corn dogs, forgot, and passed out. Woke up, smoked again, found cooked corndogs in microwave and wondered who forgot them
      5project 11 mar
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    • My friends and I were sitting in the shade smoking blunts and couldn't figure out why the shade kept moving. Damn sun just wouldn't stay away.
      enj0yit 11 mar
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    • Started making dinner cause I was hungry as fuck, and made enough food for a feast, got extremely tired out of no where so I left the kitchen while everything was still cooking and went to sleep on my bed, woke up an hour later to find my food was done and had been served on my plate and I was alone
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    • I was so high i ordered pizza then forgot and order from a different place. I was sitting there eating dominos when the doorbell rings and it was papa johns
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    • Passed out in the bathroom, when someone knocked I knocked back
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    • I ordered at McDonald’s and drove home after paying without getting my food lmao
      Spelunker 11 mar
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    • And yall say drugs dont effect you, dumbasses
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    • Once when I was high, my friend drove me home, and when I got to the front door. I spent a good minute using my car key to unlock the house door. My friend was waiting until I went inside and kept noticing my car was beeping and was like "Dude wtf are you doing"
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    • My Friend and i were looking at a meme on her phone. And I shined a flashlight on her phone to see it better 😂👌
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    • I got lost walking home from school, even though my house was literally a block away
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    • docs 13 mar
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    • I looked at the sky and asked my friend why the sky was wearing jeans
      ooferigno 13 mar
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    • Once I called pizza hut to place an order but before placing the order I asked how much was it for delivery. After they responded I waited a cool 5 seconds and asked "have I ordered the pizza?"
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    • One time I was so high I drove home because I thought I left my keys
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    • How do people have so many funny weed anecdotes.. I'm just like 'my heart was racing like fuck, I had to lie down and I couldn't move for an hour'. Yay.
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    • Funny122 12 mar
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    • "I was so high I did something retarded"
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    • I knocked on the door to be let in. It was my bedroom door, i was home alone
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    • I asked my brother to go pee for me
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    • I tried to shower but couldn’t because the water was “tickling” me
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    • I set a timer to cook a pizza. An hour later I went to take it out and realized I never put it in the oven
      danktank_ 12 mar
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    • My friend turned off the subtitles of the show we were watching and I said I couldn't hear the subtitles anymore
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    • Opened a can of spaghettios with a rock and a screwdriver.
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    • Omg i was sa fackin high bro, i ate my own ass fml smh tm😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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    • Oh shit, my buddy and I were hot boxing and ended up being behind the police in a funeral procession. The cops switched out jurisdiction at the county line, which meant we were now in the procession. We didn’t want to draw attention by leaving the line of cars so we went to the funeral.
      wilsybug 12 mar
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    • I texted my friend saying “I feel like am ice cream” then after I sent it, I read it thinking she sent it to me and then texted “me too”
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    • I put my dirty cereal bowl in the pantry, the box of cereal in the fridge and the milk in the sink
      2featurez 12 mar
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    • I was listening to music with my headphones on for at least an hour before realizing it was playing from my phone and not the headphones
      xBengals 12 mar
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    • I poured a glass of kool aid set it down forgot y I was standing there then went back to bed came back for another cup and it was still there and drank it and told the cup thanks for being here and and drank it
      jay938 12 mar
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    • I got so high I was flipping out because i couldn't find my phone, so i called my phone with my phone 💀💀💀
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    • Some of this is shit I'd do sober 😂 especially if I'm sick or tired af
      Kalaiakea 11 mar
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    • My friend put a raisin on his leg and then forgot about it and like 15 minutes later he thought the raisin was dog shit on him
      Maxville 11 mar
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    • One time I asked someone how they’re day was and then I answered it thinking it was them asking me it 😂
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    • Liking this meme bc the comment section has high potential lol
      jdremy6 11 mar
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    • Drug use is funny right guys
      Meisner 11 mar
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    • Made mac n cheese but it was bland so I added salt but added too much and thought that rinsing off my Mac n cheese in the sink was the right thing to do
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    • so we're just gonna ignore this fool got a kitchen upstairs?
      spookydes 11 mar
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    • made 3 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches cause i lost the first two, found them in the bread loaf bag the next day.
      Nicole113 11 mar
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    • Got mad cause I was seeing double then I remembered I have a lazy eye
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    • I stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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    • I drove to the store down the street to get more Gars and walked home, and forgot the gars
      Nekiel 11 mar
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    • I once had a half an hour conversation with my dad when he was in the laundry room and I was in the kitchen. Then I realized my dad wasn't home and I was talking to the washing machine
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    • One time I stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green
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    • I was sitting in a parked car with some friends for so long that I forgot we were in a parking lot. I told everyone that this was the longest red light ive ever been at
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    • Get really high and watch the planet earth movies on Netflix. You will thank me later. Best in a dark room on a big tv.
      mssheezie 11 mar
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    • Looking all over the house for my phone while talking on it
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    • I microwaved nothing and somehow ended up putting dumplings in my bathroom sink without realizing it. When I check the microwave and saw no dumplings I naturally thought that aliens stole em
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    • I can never understand how people criticize people smoking weed, but alcohol is 100% okay. Both can be normally used or horribly abused.
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    • The more I read stuff like this the more I think potheads are absolute retards
      The_FIash 11 mar
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    • Sad degenerates.
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    • My friend asked me what my name was and I knew the answer but just stared blankly at him at started laughing
      Lennie 11 mar
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    • My friend and I were smoking behind his house, and his girl called him up, but a couple sentences in he got serious and said “Babe, I’ll call you back in a sec, I think I lost my phone.” Then he asked me to help him find the phone. His girl says “ok babe call me when you find it”. And after ten sec
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    • And they wonder why pot is illegal.
      KKoner 11 mar
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    • I voted democrat once.
      MrPants78 11 mar
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    • I personally think that if a drug is illegal stay please don't do it, i know its an unpopular opinion but please there is a reason its illegal
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    • Ate too many edibles. Tried to watch a robin williams movie to go to my happy place but it was the one where his son strangles himself to death and you see robin williams dick. Got scared & woke my friend up to play video games. Kept nodding out during the game.
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    • People saying they don’t believe this don’t remember their first few months getting high. I remember smoking before class in middle school, when you first start out that shit makes you autistic for 2-3 hours before you can gather yoursef
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