me explaining to my future wife
SS
that we need fast internet:
do not want my son to have to go through what I went through.
Disapparate Disapparate
8 oct 2020
me explaining to my future wife SS that we need fast internet: do not want my son to have to go through what I went through.
When you stub your toe at a rich person's house
@hennydemiks
back
Spicytunaroll01 Spicytunaroll01
27 jan 2021
When you stub your toe at a rich person's house @hennydemiks back
A poem about my cat she a kitty
she itty-bitty
she very pretty
she step on titty
AFloridian AFloridian
23 sep 2020
A poem about my cat she a kitty she itty-bitty she very pretty she step on titty
My cat: "escapes"
My cat a week later:
memzy memzy
24 sep 2020
My cat: "escapes" My cat a week later:
When the waitress who said they'll be right back with your sauce, is walking around the restaurant living her best life
Valyrison Valyrison
25 sep 2020
When the waitress who said they'll be right back with your sauce, is walking around the restaurant living her best life
Me: *uses a different method to solve the problem*
The math teacher:
Well, new ideas are fine, but they're also illegal
CaiyaNicole CaiyaNicole
4 dec 2020
Me: *uses a different method to solve the problem* The math teacher: Well, new ideas are fine, but they're also illegal
6 year old me at Zam debating if i should hold my piss in till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
nuzzles nuzzles
25 sep 2020
6 year old me at Zam debating if i should hold my piss in till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
EAT MEAT, LIFT WEIGHT, BE BASED
THIO A THREAT
Braptain_Skiddty Braptain_Skiddty
9 sep 2020
EAT MEAT, LIFT WEIGHT, BE BASED THIO A THREAT
coolhand_ coolhand_
24 sep 2020
TikTok 'bobmener The Easter Bunny Kills a le @BOBMENERY
LIKE IF YOU MISS BOB ROSS
PVE NEVER WATCHED HIM BUT IVE HEARD HES A GOOD GUY
Wailord1 Wailord1
24 sep 2020
LIKE IF YOU MISS BOB ROSS PVE NEVER WATCHED HIM BUT IVE HEARD HES A GOOD GUY
Mom: we have guests and tumed on some anime for their children on your computer
Me: but I don't have any ant...
Mom: we have guests and tumed on some anime for their children on your computer Me: but I don't have any ant...
When someone tries to insult you by calling you gay but you actually are
Oceaneer Oceaneer
24 sep 2020
When someone tries to insult you by calling you gay but you actually are
Me: "I can study with music, it helps me concentrate"
Me 10 minutes later:
Amo_ose Amo_ose
22 apr
Me: "I can study with music, it helps me concentrate" Me 10 minutes later:
When you see your GF for the first time after quarantine
SILENTLOVER SILENTLOVER
25 dec 2020
When you see your GF for the first time after quarantine
Ryan Gosling after getting accidentally
punched by Harrison Ford in Blade Runner 2049
RoninGamer RoninGamer
8 may
Ryan Gosling after getting accidentally punched by Harrison Ford in Blade Runner 2049
celtic
glumshoe
fugdamatriarchy
failnation
My captain friend sent me this photo. Saudi prince bought ticket for his 80 hawks
I Nice
Apparently falcon passports are a mandatory thing throughout Arabia
You have to appreciate the irony of birds on an airplane
celtic glumshoe fugdamatriarchy failnation My captain friend sent me this photo. Saudi prince bought ticket for his 80 hawks I Nice Apparently falcon passports are a mandatory thing throughout Arabia You have to appreciate the irony of birds on an airplane
Happy Easter!
Happy Easter!
SOME STATISTICS:
100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
TishaJioner TishaJioner
3 mar
SOME STATISTICS: 100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
sorry i'm late my alarm didn't go off because I didn't set it because don't like coming here
sorry i'm late my alarm didn't go off because I didn't set it because don't like coming here
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you?
Me:
justjill justjill
15 oct 2020
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you? Me: