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    • my mind is no longer a virgin
      helloifunnny_2014 27 dec 2013
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    • THIS IS GONNA BE FEATURED AS FUCK
      _Escape_2015 26 dec 2013
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    • Anyone else read the old man part in the voice of the old man from spongebob?
      SWS_TOP_PTV_2016 15 mar 2015
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    • Did anyone else's old man voice sound like old man Jenkins?
      pred 27 dec 2013
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    • It was Old Man Jenkins' voice.
      Classyrat 30 jun 2015
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    • IT'S A POEM BY BO BURNHAM! ! IT'S FROM HIS BOOK EGGHEAD. favorite so people can see bruh!
      vincesupreme_2016 17 mar 2015
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    • For those of you who don't get it; use your imagination. You're not just using one voice in your head 24/7. I feel bad for this generation, no imagination at all.
      Daryyaaan_2015 27 dec 2013
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    • My old man voice is old man Jenkins from spongebob.....
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    • Any1 else read the old man part with the old mans voice from family guy?
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    • My old man's voice was old man Jenkins from spongebob
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    • Guy below me eats nipples
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    • Who else read it as old man jenkins?
      OsamaBinKeemstar 20 jun 2015
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    • I used herbert the perverts voice
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    • Me: *eating chips* Crunch, crunch. *reads first two lines* *freezes jaw*
      swaypaige 10 aug 2016
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    • I pictured old man Jenkins from spongebob
      JoshuaUrie 24 jan 2015
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    • Any one else say the old man part as the guy off of SpongeBob?
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    • My old man voice was old man Jenkins from sponge Bob
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    • The real magic is when you can learn to read without that voice. Your brain can process the words many times faster than you can speak them allowing you to read incredibly fast with practice.
      S1N9UL4R17Y 19 apr 2014
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    • i just realized my old man voice is the old man from spongebob
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    • I read the old man voice using Old Man Jenkins from spongebob..
      spidey81_2016 27 dec 2013
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    • All I could hear was my dad singing womanizer by Brittany spears from down stairs...
      Kannmcc_2014 27 dec 2013
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    • Im not totally into poetry, but that...THAT RIGHT THERE IS SOME GOOD SHIT.
      kodlioco_2014 26 dec 2013
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    • I imagined the old mans voice as the one from spongebob
      4GlFS_2016 6 jul 2015
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    • Like if you read in Old Man Jenkins' voice from SpongeBob
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    • I heard the old man from spongebob
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    • old man Jenkins from spongebob was the old man voice in my head
      chlobo1122_2013 2 oct 2014
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    • I heard old man Jenkins from spongebob and I can do his voice.
      FearTheWeird 1 mar 2014
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    • I read it in the old guy from spongebobs voice
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    • This...isn't that weird. This is called thinking. It was a fun activity, but I'm concerned for all those who say it blew their mind.
      keirandannyo_2014 27 dec 2013
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    • I used Herburt's voice from family guy
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    • Who else did the Hebert the pervert voice for the crotchety old man voice?
      ho_banger420_2014 27 dec 2013
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    • The old man voice sounded like Herbert the pervert...
      PRDG 27 dec 2013
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    • Can't explain something? Must be magic!
      Jatheist_2014 26 dec 2013
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    • I used Old Man Jenkins voice
      xRaz__2014 26 dec 2013
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    • I just realized my old man voice is some random ass dude old guy from sponge bob...
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    • Who else sounded like old man Jenkins on the old man part
      Sammy1919_2016 4 aug 2015
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    • The old man part I got old man Jenkins from spongebob
      WillysmokeSLT 16 jul 2015
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    • My old man was Herbert the pervert.
      tuhboreholy_2014 31 dec 2013
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    • My old man voice was old man jenkins from spongebob
      xMwbdrummerx_2013 28 dec 2013
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    • The mind is a wonderful thing. Unless you cant read.
      Fozmosis 27 dec 2013
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    • This is so deep I cant see the bottom
      Whopping_2014 27 dec 2013
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    • My voice was herbert the pervert.
      Rusty_Hook 27 dec 2013
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    • I used old man Jenkins voice from spongebob
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    • iFunny is really starting to suck
      TheCopyCat_2015 27 dec 2013
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    • My old man voice was the one from spongebob. Im sure others will agree
      SpinTic_2014 27 dec 2013
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    • i dont want to look stupid but i dont get it
      Lappa 27 dec 2013
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    • I. Bet. You're. Reading. This. As. A. Choppy. Sentence. In. Your. Head.
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    • Only funny because my old man voice was Herbert the pervert
      RyanShaw61_2014 27 dec 2013
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    • FUCKING FEATURED AND I FUCKING CALLED IT!! IFUNNY YOU NETTER ANSWER THIS CALL!
      FuckTheHate_2013 26 dec 2013
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    • Who else read the old man as that old orange guy from spongebob
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    • Think about it, do you even read in your own voice?
      TheDemigod37_2015 29 sep 2015
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    • My old man voice was Herbert the Pervert
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    • Who just read it cuz there in bed and didn't want to wake anyone up?
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    • When it said "old man voice" i immediately did herbert the pervert in my mind
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    • I read the old man part as " old man jinkins" off of sponge bob
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    • I did old man Jenkins from spongebob:)))
      Lolyt_2017 28 dec 2013
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    • Who else used the old man voice from spongebob xD
      Umadbrotobad_2012 27 dec 2013
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    • and thus, I now have a multiple personality disorder
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    • *grabs rag to wipe cum off brain again*
      DigitalPain619 27 dec 2013
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    • You cant make the volume of the voice in your head louder you can tell its screaming but the volume is the same
      Widow_Amelie_2016 27 dec 2013
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    • My old man voice was Tobuscus
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    • Read this in a normal voice but the screaming part made my heart race really fast and i got excited and had a heart attack
      manbearpig01_2015 27 dec 2013
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    • I used Herbert the pervert from Family Guy
      Gowl_Based_2014 26 dec 2013
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    • The guy below me is a right.
      McGregor_GRN_2014 26 dec 2013
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    • Hey what's weird though. Is that no matter how loud you scream in your mind it's still the same volume as when you whisper in your mind. XD
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    • Mine was old man Jenkins from spongebeb.
      BobbySands 20 apr 2016
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    • I read it as old man Jenkins from spongebob
      Pixza 24 jan 2016
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    • Like if ur reading this in 2016
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    • But it's all at the same volume, if you think about it.
      supahwholock_2016 20 sep 2015
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    • Cool fact: While you think, your vocal chords actually do move slightly. It's just such a suddle movement that only you can hear it. This simple movement can be perceived by the brain in many ways, allowing you to think in voices that you may not think are yours when they really are.
      _B_R_E_A_D_ 16 sep 2015
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    • It's the same with animal sounds, perfect in your head, a fart in real life.
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    • It's in the book Egghead by Bo Burnham
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    • I have this book. It's called egghead by bo Burnham
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    • Anyone else read the old man part like old man Jenkins.... No? Okay
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    • I read the old man part as Herbert
      MichaeI_Scott 19 dec 2014
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    • Bo burnham egg head
      B0YS_2015 10 dec 2014
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    • The book is Egg head by Bo Burnham
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    • Anyone else's old man Jenkins from spongebob
      logan_fishman 28 sep 2014
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    • the popular section is way better than the featured section now
      JennyEwing_2014 23 jul 2014
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    • I just took orders from a piece of paper
      NobodyFluffy 27 jun 2014
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    • My old man voice is from spongebob that's all I know
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    • For the old man voice I did old man Jenkins from spongebob
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    • Instructions weren't clear dropped my phone broke my penis and crushed my house
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    • Bo Burnham
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    • Love Bo Burnhams poems!
      waycho1991 28 apr 2014
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    • I heard Old Man Jekin's voice from spongebob
      __Delirious_ 7 apr 2014
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    • I've always wondered why I have a voice inside my that sounds nothing like mine
      DatPersonell_2013 30 mar 2014
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    • hi im 16 and a basketball player if i get top comment in my next game ill shoot at the wrong hoop every time and post a vid of it! promise ill do it on april 5th
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    • I heard old man Jenkins voice off of spongebob
      Butterific_2016 10 mar 2014
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    • Bo burnhams book: egghead. My favorites are "i fuck sluts" and "I want to beat you to death"
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    • That book is so funny, one poem is called" Fuck" and all it says is fuck
      stupidniss_2014 14 feb 2014
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    • Like if u read theold man part as herbert the pervert
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    • My old man voice sounded like Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy. Dammit.
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    • I read it in the voice of the old man from family guy, the one that has a lisp
      ashleyurbina_2014 28 dec 2013
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    • Old man from spongebob
      Fierce656_2017 28 dec 2013
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    • I used old man Jenkins
      jackm37_2016 28 dec 2013
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    • Who else used old man Jenkins voice from spongebob on the last one?
      bronco4279 28 dec 2013
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    • I did tobuscus' voice from happy wheels
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    • Old man jenkins from spongebob anyone?
      AyyLmaoGuy 27 dec 2013
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    • My name is actually sonny and I flipped my shit when I read that
      SonnyDe_2016 27 dec 2013
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