• (2 This "natural vegan bodybuilder" drinks
daily semen smoothies and doesn't
Now she's using semen to protect her
against coronavirus.
an
to @VICEUK
How is this vegan? It's an animal
product. Is she implying men are
vegetables?
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    • Actually we’re fruit
      Nugget2 27 jul
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    • She’s gonna end up slurping up someone’s STD nut
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    • Where the fuck does she get enough semen to sustain herself
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    • So like, i can make donations if needed. My spum is 100% vegan, guaranteed.
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    • From who is she harvesting cum from
      Denichae 28 jul
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    • One smoothie coming up
      blue_too 28 jul
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    • Who gave her all of that sperm?!?!
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    • I watched the video. Her “bodybuilding” is the same shit Planet Fitness would showcase for a commercial. She has nothing special in terms of muscle. Her only redemption is the honkers we’ve all stared at.
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    • Yeah, there’s my daily dose of disgusting feature.
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    • Woman with big tits is offering to guzzle down your jiz, and you're concerned she's a hypocrit....
      Xeshi 28 jul
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    • who’s your semen dealer
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    • Is Rabbi semen technically kosher? Asking for my Jewish friend
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    • Tits
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    • Vegans object to consuming animal products because the animal can't consent to it. Human males can consent to this tho so by that logic it's OK.
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    • Actually we're cake
      Lovehurts 28 jul
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    • Bodybuilder? She got roles and flab’s bro
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    • Nobody said it was HUMAN semen.
      Geico 28 jul
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    • Her boyfriend after the 3rd month of smoothies
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    • If you can obtain consent it's technically vegan
      rednax15 28 jul
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    • I can see where the ethical treatment of farmed animals can make someone uncomfortable, but before we contained our own livestock, we hunted. Our species isn't strictly vegetarian. So if you're vegan for ethical reasons, then you should be allowed hunted meat.
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    • She apparently also uses it as a moisturizer
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    • See, now thats just disgusting
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    • Men are fruit, we have seeds
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    • It's because she only milks it from guys in wheelchairs, or handicap folks. Don't worry, she's coming for you next.
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    • If you slice her open she will leak cum
      Caboosee 28 jul
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    • Ouch
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    • It’s vegan because you can attain consent
      xLana 28 jul
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    • Please spread this. Let's give my sperm that I was going to throw out some value that I can profit from. Also, where the fuck does she get hers?
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    • She looks like the cum guzzler type
      Khemmis 28 jul
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    • If this becomes a trend I bet I'll finally get laid
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    • I supply her the cum.
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    • Why did you use a thumbnail of her tits though. Should’ve used a pic of her getting semen instead
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    • I wonder if the animal she got the sperm from is farm raised organic and fed a healthy vegetable diet and lived a good life
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    • I don't eat meat just cum from someone who does.
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    • Maybe she only drinks semen of disabled men. see what i did there
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    • The vice tweet got removed lol
      kektus 28 jul
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    • "Yeah let me get a cum smoothie"
      Shields 28 jul
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    • Hahahahaaaiiiimsorry what the fuck did I just read?
      TheWack97 30 jul
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    • Veganism is not eating animals that can’t consent to being eaten. So eating sperm is vegan if the producer consents to having its product be extracted.
      garrmack8 30 jul
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    • Just one word explains where her vast amount of semen comes from bukkake
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    • Are we not gonna question how she gets enough semen for a daily smoothy?
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    • She gets it from men who are vegetables
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    • When she's done sucking your soul out you'll be a vegetable.
      Evox 28 jul
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    • She's a succubus. Explains the desire to drink that
      XJX_ 28 jul
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    • It's probably ethically sourced, just sayin'
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    • Can I get a fact check plz this is bullshit
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    • Well, let me whip her up some lunch real quick.
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    • Does anyone know how I can donate to her?
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    • She got the sperm from vegetables, the hospitals keep trying to prevent her from breaking in... They failed
      sewd1289 28 jul
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    • That's not newsworthy that's just gross
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    • I mean I’ll donate to the cause, she gotta get it from me tho
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    • Can vegans eat human byproducts because we can give permission to do so? Like isnt permission thenfounding reason for veganism? Or at the very least being a vegetarian?
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    • Shut the hell up in a vegetable if she wants me to be
      Dannnn 29 jul
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    • I wanna meet the man who's power move was convincing her of this
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    • That's terrible. Where is she located so i can keep my semen away from her? Please guys. Where is she?
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    • She’s not the first person to do this. Where’s my vice article ?
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    • Come tf on who makes these people
      Cooliokat 30 jul
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    • I do not partake in the meat, nor the ovum, nor the breastmilk, of any animal, with a face. ~3
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    • her boyfriend who is a quadriplegic sooo technically she is getting the semen from a vegetable.
      CammmB 29 jul
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    • Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between a mental illness and the next step in human evolution.
      Cunty 29 jul
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    • Where does this semen demon get her fix from?
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    • Just want to point out that sperm is incredibly nutritious. If she’s vegan than she’s probably getting like 50% of her protein from it. Still gross thy
      Approxy 29 jul
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    • She takes the semen from vegetables, they can't run away
      Yort987 29 jul
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    • Where she get it from her husband must be milked dry
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    • Dont plants have semen too?
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    • A human can consent, so it’s vegan, like breastmilk.
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    • No but the eggplants they cum out of are
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    • I’ll give her an all natural semen smoothie
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    • Drink Vegetable Juice. It's a great alternative. It's super good for you. :)
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    • Liberals are weird
      ODogX 28 jul
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    • Okay, so it’s not a surprise how she is getting it.
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    • Semen is a nut
      Fern4Lyfe 28 jul
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    • So lemme get this straight: Diamond and Silk get banned for promoting herd immunity, but apparently eating semen to prevent covid is just fine. Honk honk
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    • Where do you think she got the semen from? Hint: the 🍆
      Cakaki86 31 jul
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    • Okay this is the last time I eat breakfast while scrolling through ifunny
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    • Well I mean most of us are after a fat load lmfao
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    • It’s vegan because the animal willingly gives it up
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    • Depends.
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    • It’s not an animal bi product if you’re fruity 😉
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    • You hear that boys? We are becoming a commodity. People will pay to blow you now. What a time to be alive.
      k_ramz 29 jul
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    • I’m sure plenty of people would not mind helping her our
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    • What the fuck
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    • This is a huge violation of our policy...
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    • Well nut is a big part of her diet
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    • This some fucking hentai plot
      Skeek 28 jul
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    • Just she farm it herself?
      johnfacts 28 jul
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    • What came through her mind when she thought drinking fucking cum would be vegan and healthy
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    • Does she need donations?
      teter96 28 jul
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    • I’m sure she gets plenty of volunteers
      Outlander 28 jul
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    • This made me visible distressed...
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    • Where she getting that much semen?
      CHARKING 28 jul
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    • Yo vegetables how's it going
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