When I accidentally look
down at the magic rock
that turns people into koi
ponds
Adeo Adeo
24 jun 2020
When I accidentally look down at the magic rock that turns people into koi ponds
Sutikusu Sutikusu
24 sep 2020
Eat downstairs. It's close by,
my daily routine is very simple. i wake up and i suffer
It's a peaceful life.
LolaBit LolaBit
21 dec 2020
my daily routine is very simple. i wake up and i suffer It's a peaceful life.
"My sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because first impressions matter."
GET
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
7 jan 2021
"My sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because first impressions matter." GET
Cop: seen anything unusual?
Me: a dolphin with a hat once
Cop: I mean around here
Me: nah they live in water
la
Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water la
me 12 hours ahead in
Asia knowing the election results but not telling Americans
TrenDerX472 TrenDerX472
3 nov 2020
me 12 hours ahead in Asia knowing the election results but not telling Americans
My dog just posts up like he's in the club judging ppl
SpareParts SpareParts
26 sep 2020
My dog just posts up like he's in the club judging ppl
when you checking sometning In t oven and the heat smack tf out your face
YourGirlYani
15 jan 2021
when you checking sometning In t oven and the heat smack tf out your face
Roses are
red
This doesn't rhyme
MonoSloth MonoSloth
4 jul 2020
Roses are red This doesn't rhyme
When you use the microwave
The food: The bowl:
MurkDirty MurkDirty
18 jan 2021
When you use the microwave The food: The bowl:
Hitting a PR without spotter
Laadies Laadies
15 apr
Hitting a PR without spotter
over
on, fave mare biad
You foall was traitted in the Jedifacis by
Count Docku!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
HunterForHire HunterForHire
27 sep 2020
over on, fave mare biad You foall was traitted in the Jedifacis by Count Docku! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
averagefairy
why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
averagefairy why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
Roast me! Let me hear something new!
rawara
You look pretty
Reply #12
% +384 is that the roast?
You asked for something you never heard before
GetFucked123
25 sep 2020
Roast me! Let me hear something new! rawara You look pretty Reply #12 % +384 is that the roast? You asked for something you never heard before
My wife said she wanted a Gucci mask so I got her this. She's mad.
_NOprofilePIC_ _NOprofilePIC_
22 feb
My wife said she wanted a Gucci mask so I got her this. She's mad.
Explain movie plot badly: Disabled bald man forces foster children to fight his political opponents.
leeewee leeewee
23 dec 2020
Explain movie plot badly: Disabled bald man forces foster children to fight his political opponents.
When the hospital bills are expensive, but so are funerals.
You won't let me live... You Won't let me die.
MarvelousDCman MarvelousDCman
23 aug 2020
When the hospital bills are expensive, but so are funerals. You won't let me live... You Won't let me die.
WEAKEST MAN IN BULGARIA
fed_poster fed_poster
22 jun
WEAKEST MAN IN BULGARIA
I put an orange on my cat and now he looks like an egg
IT'S BEAUTIFUL I'VE LOOKEDIATSTHIS FOR FIVE HOURS NOW
sagentjson sagentjson
6 aug 2020
I put an orange on my cat and now he looks like an egg IT'S BEAUTIFUL I'VE LOOKEDIATSTHIS FOR FIVE HOURS NOW