leftists when their
parents make them
learn to write with their
right hand
caramel caramel
24 jun 2020
leftists when their parents make them learn to write with their right hand
No one:
My nutsack in my work pants during this heat:
sailor_mike
yngbuk yngbuk
21 may
No one: My nutsack in my work pants during this heat: sailor_mike
Take this Crunchwrap Supreme, for it is my body. Take this Baja
Blast, for it is my blood.
Take this Crunchwrap Supreme, for it is my body. Take this Baja Blast, for it is my blood.
When your girlfriend says you can get a
PSS over her dead body:
Me
My Girlfriend
Really? Tears?
GameStop Cashier
They're not for him...
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
25 sep 2020
When your girlfriend says you can get a PSS over her dead body: Me My Girlfriend Really? Tears? GameStop Cashier They're not for him...
Me to my overprotective parents every time I leave the house and come back
As youtcan see, I am dead
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
25 nov 2020
Me to my overprotective parents every time I leave the house and come back As youtcan see, I am dead
Can't wait to be a father so I can randomly walk into my sons room and look at him like this
PiedPiper815 PiedPiper815
27 may
Can't wait to be a father so I can randomly walk into my sons room and look at him like this
*gets a on assignment*
grade: goes from 89 to 54
*gets seven 100's on assignments* grade: goes from 87 to 88.3*
D4rk_Unicorn D4rk_Unicorn
2 dec 2020
*gets a on assignment* grade: goes from 89 to 54 *gets seven 100's on assignments* grade: goes from 87 to 88.3*
Darren Young updated his profile picture.
18 Nov 2019
3 comments
Joy Young a smile might be good
Darren Young
Nothing to smile about in my life.
AS
sweb sweb
5 oct 2020
Darren Young updated his profile picture. 18 Nov 2019 3 comments Joy Young a smile might be good Darren Young Nothing to smile about in my life. AS
*stimmy hits*
Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions?
ES
snailtrailz snailtrailz
16 mar
*stimmy hits* Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions? ES
Lisa Sparks.
Entered in the Guiness Book of Records, for satisfying 919 men in less than 22 hours.
What have you achieved?
Lisa Sparks. Entered in the Guiness Book of Records, for satisfying 919 men in less than 22 hours. What have you achieved?
Kanye scores 106 Points
Against Wheelchair
Basketball Team
A charity basketball game didn't go exactly as planned yesterday when Kanye West scored
106 points against a team of handicapped children in wheelchairs.
KanyeW3st KanyeW3st
12 mar
Kanye scores 106 Points Against Wheelchair Basketball Team A charity basketball game didn't go exactly as planned yesterday when Kanye West scored 106 points against a team of handicapped children in wheelchairs.
HOLY. SMOKES BATMAN
ty
sadpeepeepoopoop sadpeepeepoopoop
1 apr
HOLY. SMOKES BATMAN ty
My teacher left the room during a test so we all started sharing
answers. Then I look up and she was staring right at me
FUZEDAHOSTAGE FUZEDAHOSTAGE
24 apr
My teacher left the room during a test so we all started sharing answers. Then I look up and she was staring right at me
Wen u wake up at to pee and u try to check your text messages
BenAndJerrys BenAndJerrys
27 jan
Wen u wake up at to pee and u try to check your text messages
Canine paralysis
The condition in which person is unable to move due to the presence
Of; dog in hisor her lap
sh
Do
cheryDragon cheryDragon
24 sep 2020
Canine paralysis The condition in which person is unable to move due to the presence Of; dog in hisor her lap sh Do
Hot Cheetos are red, Bud lights are blue, will you be my Modelo, and I'll be your foo.
PapaChode PapaChode
14 dec 2020
Hot Cheetos are red, Bud lights are blue, will you be my Modelo, and I'll be your foo.
Me petting my cat I just got
(she's very cute and I love her a lot)
FalloutFan34nv FalloutFan34nv
12 may
Me petting my cat I just got (she's very cute and I love her a lot)
when you google one question and find a quizlet for the whole test
TheChosenOnez TheChosenOnez
27 jan
when you google one question and find a quizlet for the whole test
This gorilla looks like he wants pictures of Spider-Man on his desk by noon
@dumb.joeg
MRTHICCEMS MRTHICCEMS
28 may
This gorilla looks like he wants pictures of Spider-Man on his desk by noon @dumb.joeg
"Your biggest supporter is a stranger.
Your biggest hater is someone you know."
- Heath Ledger
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
11 may
"Your biggest supporter is a stranger. Your biggest hater is someone you know." - Heath Ledger
FREE CAT!
*I literally hate my cat
*Her name is Sweat Pea but you can rename her don't care
* Does not know how to use litter
*Still getting used to a leash
box
Imagez3882 Imagez3882
22 sep 2020
FREE CAT! *I literally hate my cat *Her name is Sweat Pea but you can rename her don't care * Does not know how to use litter *Still getting used to a leash box