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>LArginine
After a week of doing this alone fapping will feel incredible (your dick will feel tinkley) and your
cumshots will be slightly larger
>Soya Lecithin Granules
This alone will increase you amount you cum by A LOT. This makes your seminal vesicles feel
full [add a heaping teaspoon of lecithin granules with the arginine in the yogurt. Taking this while
staying hydrated is necessary to make your cum more watery. The more watery itis, the more
you'll shoot at once and the more itll go everywhere, which makes your cumshat look larger rather
than cumming in thick globs.
>Zinc (w/ added selenium)
This alone will make you secrete much more prostatic fluid and make your cum thicker and again
slightly more voluminous. (Dont go over the Recommended Dietary Alionance}
>Celery
Makes cum pearly white. (Doesn't increase amount of cum)
>Kegel Exercises
Gives you the muscle power to shoot it all out, rather than cumming and having it dribble out over
the course of a couple minutes. (Doesn't increase amount of cum)
All of the above for a week will easily get you
to the holy grail of 10mL of spunk.
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    • If the soya whatever has anything to do with soy then it won’t help anything. Soy has tones of estrogen in it and having tones of excess estrogen in the male body doesn’t exactly help out with anything down there.
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    • Then I’m way above average already
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