• Every fat African and
Jamaican woman on
earth waking up in the
morning to be a
phlebotomist
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    • A what
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    • There's white ones too trust me. They're usually sweet though :), polycythemia means I gotta see them about once a month or 2
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    • They're always nice :)
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    • For real tho, gonna be honest they put in ivs and blood draws way better tho and on the first try. My nurses sometimes took 3-5 tries to get in my iv, it was annoying
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    • 3 months of classes to make $20 an hour with good benefits with any decent employer
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    • Loquat dis is hotwheeis bro sub back
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    • Jamaican women usually fall under the first category
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    • Gahdang
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    • It's destiny
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    • HA!
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    • He never misses
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    • That some kinda desert?
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    • Theyre always nice and get the blood on the first poke. Unlike Becky straight out of nursing school.
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    • Phleb
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    • And be shit at it too
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    • History in the making
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    • Fat African nurses that call you honey or baby are the best. It’s the skinny white ones that that stab you too hard with the needle or won’t talk to you.
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    • But they always so sweet
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