Colorblind racists when
they go to vote but
accidentally vote blue no
matter what
Gumping Gumping
5 apr 2020
Colorblind racists when they go to vote but accidentally vote blue no matter what
My boss: you're fired
Mespause Netflix* why?
"bs
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
22 jun
My boss: you're fired Mespause Netflix* why? "bs
When someone who never comments on your post only pops up to disagree.
its_me2 its_me2
5 mar
When someone who never comments on your post only pops up to disagree.
ShaunSanchez ShaunSanchez
24 sep 2020
Why'd he eat every tiktok girl up like that? Wait for it
let's get some likes for this good pupper - let's get some likes for this good pupper
bolte bolte
26 sep 2020
let's get some likes for this good pupper - let's get some likes for this good pupper
Me: "My girl died of degree burns in a house fire. If I choose to cremate her body, will I get a discount?"
The Funeral Director:
NoSpace NoSpace
19d
Me: "My girl died of degree burns in a house fire. If I choose to cremate her body, will I get a discount?" The Funeral Director:
They say the average IT technician cocoons for 6months.
He then emerges with a fully formed shirt and pair of glasses.
Nature is just beautiful, isn't it?
AFloridian AFloridian
22 apr
They say the average IT technician cocoons for 6months. He then emerges with a fully formed shirt and pair of glasses. Nature is just beautiful, isn't it?
Classes in 2020 be like
mt.
Ma
Stap
ifightdikes ifightdikes
11 sep 2020
Classes in 2020 be like mt. Ma Stap
Weebs when their genetically engineered cat girl starts having organ failure
[anger]
_Punisher_ _Punisher_
22 sep 2020
Weebs when their genetically engineered cat girl starts having organ failure [anger]
Girls on a dolphin tour: oh my gosh look at them they're so cute let's take a picture
Me and the boys on the dolphin tour:
MemesDaily2020 MemesDaily2020
26 sep 2020
Girls on a dolphin tour: oh my gosh look at them they're so cute let's take a picture Me and the boys on the dolphin tour:
If Pompeii happened today
N3dStark N3dStark
25 sep 2020
If Pompeii happened today
When you're trying to sleep after getting called sir at GameStop
00 a.m,
When you're trying to sleep after getting called sir at GameStop 00 a.m,
booksididnt
My resume pales in comparison.
ALAN MOORE
Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator
News
booksididnt My resume pales in comparison. ALAN MOORE Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator News
Suspect dies after jumping from balcony at murder scene
@o FMT
6 days ago
at
MemesDownUnder MemesDownUnder
19 may
Suspect dies after jumping from balcony at murder scene @o FMT 6 days ago at
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using
ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen
#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT
NOODLES, #THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.
They do have a saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out of it.
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen #HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES, #THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN. They do have a saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out of it.
Husband was screaming in the shower. Wife walked in to see this.
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
Husband was screaming in the shower. Wife walked in to see this.
When you finish welding and realize you're on fire.
pleble pleble
2 mar
When you finish welding and realize you're on fire.