• Aliens- *destroy the entire city*
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    • All these jokes about it not being covered but there real funny thing is, it's true. They'd file it under "Act of God"
      Saardor 7 sep
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    • Insurance companies couldn’t make money if they didn’t charge more than the average collective cost of a disaster, per disaster. Insurance is a bad investment if you won’t realistically need it, and saving up the money from the best insurance plan you could get almost always pays off better.
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    • Fact: You know an insurance company could pay that without even trying...but you also know they wouldn't, cuz insurance is a scam and they are the greediest motherfuckers on earth and deserve to fucking die painfully and slowly
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    • BLM - *destroys entire cities*
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    • Aliens? .. more like BLM and Anti-fa
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    • They can literally deny you even though you pay for it
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    • Aliens?? Don't you mean BLM and ANTI-FA?
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    • BLM destroys an entire city
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    • Should have replaced "aliens" with "@ntifa"
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    • *rioters*
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    • You spelt A n t I f A wrong
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    • This but replace aliens with BLM
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    • Insurance wont cover extraterrestrial invasion
      ICube 7 sep
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    • Blm you mean
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    • Or liberals
      rambleon 7 sep
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    • Well it’s just not covered under your current plan. Aliens were not a part of your coverage so you need to pay out of pocket.
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    • The insurance companies would just be like "our insurance policy doesn't cover alien attacks"
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    • antifa
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    • Insurance and taxes are a scam you can't change my mind
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    • pe n is
      pimann 7 sep
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    • You misspelled blacks
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    • Lookup ‘Sometimes I get a little quiet’
      xMenace 7 sep
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    • Coverage would essentially be limited as to whether it was considered a war, which is excluded under special coverage in nearly all insurance policies. Litigation would follow and the courts would decide that in the end.
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    • Where do I get my alien insurance
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    • Did you buy alien insurance?
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    • Fuck
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    • Insurance company’s will find any way to not pay out a claim.
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    • That's a weird way of referring to BLM chimpout rioters...
      Erby66 7 sep
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    • BLM
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    • *BLM
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    • Bruh do you guys even know what anti-fa is
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    • You mean BLM right?
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    • Thats a weird way to spell blm
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    • Oh so we're calling black people aliens now?
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    • Rioters*
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    • Fuck the insurance companies they could all go bankrupt
      No0o0o0 7 sep
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    • Fuck
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    • Fucking Niggas
      habbey 8 sep
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    • "were gonna need a 53038billion dollar deductible
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    • Acts of war are not covered by usaa.
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    • Yall know for a fact they would fight tooth and nail in court not to pay out. If they did it for 9/11 they'd do it for anything.
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    • Sorry, ur policy doesn’t include alien damage.
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    • BLM rioters- burns down hundreds of businesses and buildings. Insurance companies:
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    • I need the original
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    • Who do small business insurance agencies have as their insurance?
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    • Oh oh thise aren't aliens...that is just BLM and Ant*fa being a bunch of bitches
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    • I'm pretty sure that kid was a robot
      Masumii 8 sep
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    • insurance insurance
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    • Construction companies in Avengers movies: YYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!
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    • A lot of insurance experts here. House just got wrecked by a hurricane. Which is an “act of God” if I didn’t have insurance ide be homeless. But they paid out fine and easily
      Ragnar0k 8 sep
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    • No joke, within 2 insurance payments I had already paid more in insurance than I did for the whole car, 1992 honda accord 2 door coupe, no accidents, my sister got a brand new car and her insurance was 80 a month, fuck insurance dawg
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    • Truthfully, the big insurance companies would probably try to file it that under “war” or “foreign terrorist attack” because there are no policies (that I know of) that cover those. Acts of god are covered in someeeeeee but 99% of non rich people don’t have “act of god coverage.” (I’m an agent)
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    • Not all black people are aliens you racist.
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    • Wouldn’t cover alien attack
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    • Right now its monkeys and retards
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    • you curse too much... you re going to hell
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    • It falls under act of god or peril of war. Basically if everyone gets fucked you're on your own
      timefly 8 sep
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    • AlIeN iNvAsIoN iSnT cOvErEd In YoUr PoLiCy
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    • Rip city A
      HALODOGE 7 sep
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    • Nation wides not on your side
      TVLOGoS 7 sep
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    • Aliens? You mean BLM?
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    • The only insurance anyone needs is renters insurance. The rest is bs
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    • It’s not covered we don’t cover alien attacks sorry
      shrynxy 7 sep
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    • BLM: Destroys entire cities..... Insurance companies: *Fuck* *Fuck* *Fuck* *Fuck*
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    • Most insurance companies are fucking worthless.
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    • Lmao people talking about destroying a whole city that’s nothing impressive. General Sherman destroyed a whole state
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    • Damn you guys are bigots just because liberals look different doesn't mean they're aliens.
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    • I’ve never hear black people be called aliens before
      Skat 7 sep
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    • It would be an act of terror or act of god and you’d get no money from them
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    • They'd loophole it
      JuicyPP 7 sep
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    • Aliens? That's a weird way to say BLM.
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    • Insurance companies need swatted
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    • I hope you know majority of the BLM protestors are just random idiots who took advantage of the movement just to rob and go completely ape shit. And you idiots are sitting here thinking those people are the people who give a fuck about the movement, they just using it as an excuse to do fucked up sh
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    • Insurance doesn’t cover that shit
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    • Insurance companies watching the world be destroyed by aliens
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    • They'd build a shanty city in its place for the cheapest price possible and consider it re-paid then put everyone in it in massive debt.
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    • never heard of anti fa
      xeso 7 sep
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    • Insurance companies should not be for profit
      mattsid 7 sep
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    • S1K3 7 sep
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    • Unless your covered for alien attacks there not doing shit
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    • You spelled @ntifa wrong
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    • Democrats: *destroys entire city* insurance agency: FUCK.
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    • “Clearly as you can see in article ii section A, if more than three buildings are destroyed, we are no longer liable.”
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    • Lloyd’s of London will sell you insurance for just about anything. They sell Alien Abduction Insurance, if you’re really paranoid
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    • Aliens are black confirmed
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    • I'm sorry your insurance doesnt cover alien invasion.
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    • Had to sue my own insurance because they refused to pay up even after telling me I was covered.
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    • Just wait a few months before sending out any checks. By then the earth will be thrown into apocalypse and they won’t have to worry about it.
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    • I felt that last fuck
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    • Insurance is theft in most cases
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    • They’d come up with some loophole so they wouldn’t have to pay. “Looks like your full coverage doesn’t cover extraterrestrial mishaps. So sorry”
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    • What about the city that had that chemical explosion..? Oof..
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    • I think it was liberty mutual that covers a cease of business for a Non-named disease but since COVID-19 had a name they sent emails out telling people they couldn't claim for that.
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    • Next you’re going to say that they live in rural areas like New York City
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